Tuesday, April 11, 2006
This is About Me, Not You
I waste many hours of my time, week in and week out, entertaining myself--via cussing at strangers on the internets or boasting about how large my oatmeal bowl is.
With regards to investing, I don't care who you are or what your background is, I am better than you. I know this because my "illegal Mexicans" tell me so and my empty cans of Monster Energy soda, which mysteriously show up on my neighbor's front lawn, make me incredibly smart.
While visiting this blog, make sure to respect my positions, while limiting the level of "fucktardedness" or "asshattery" you demonstrate on other websites. Furthermore, throwing meat loaf at my positions or bad mouthing them on my site is illegal. Punishment is: I track you down and kick you down a random flight of stairs.
Which reminds me, if you are over the age of 47 1/2, you are not welcome here. "The Fly" thinks old people are stupid, bearish and plain ole' vanilla gay.
Finally, I will refer to myself as "The Fly" only in good times, when earned coin is banked at a profuse rate. Should I somehow "mushroom cloud" myself in a gay stock, I will talk to the unwashed (you) directly.
Oh, by the way, I am always looking to "employ" weekend bloggers. Pay is equal to the ancient Roman minimum wage. If you are interested in being tested on my retarded blog, please email me at my earliest convenience.
Keep up the good work...and F@#@ Cramer!!!
in the coming weeks,you'll
regret selling (if you did)
your position in CHS.
Time will tell,that was one
hell of a short term loss,if
you did sell.
PS...bet you're NOT sorry you let go of CHS ;-)
Fly man, I sold with you on TKO, check out my blog, you inspired me. You are the king of money, I am the fighter of the new world order. Dollar down, gold up.
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