Thursday, December 14, 2006

 

Rev Shark: How Many Times Can you Beat That Dead Cat?

Rev used to be my favorite blogger on Realmoney.com. But, over the last 6 months, I believe space invaders abducted him and put a fucktarded repeat chip in his brain--causing him to repeat the same ole' "don't trust the market here" schtick.

Come on Rev, you are making Cramer look like a fucking guru.

For example, Rev wrote this:

" It feels like the bears were caught unprepared this morning and are being squeezed. As I opined in my write-up last night at RevSharkBlog.com, I feel that a breakout to the upside may turn out to be a bull trap."


Now, his point may be a valid one, if he didn't say the same fucking thing, every-darn-day.

Get off the misery train and grab the bull, fucker.

UPDATE: This song was posted in the comments section. I thought some of you might like it.

Comments:
He does this so he can be like Cramer in 2001. Everyone is yelling and screaming about the market setting new records and its safe to sit in the corner and squeek "be cautios", "things could get ugly", "were overbought",etc.. I mean no shit, the markets going to go down at some point. Maybe I should pay some fat fuck sitting on his couch working for TSCM to tell me that. Thanks for the valuable insight Rev!
 
Don't you feel the same way about Ritholtz bitching and moaning about housing everyday? He may have some valid points too but just trade the markets already. Every comment on his blog has people saying they are in cash!
 
Quick Alert-- The NAZ is on fucking fire and I'm ready to party like 1999. I have a fridge full of 40oz Monster energy drinks.
 
The market will poleax the dickless bears and my account will continue to swell above never before seen levels.
 
I was going to liquidate my account because the Rev Shark told me to, but I didn't because I got high.. ladadadaadaadaa Kick it Afro Man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Y7GMPJO64&mode=related&search=
 
If Fly is buying this much, then it is a sign of market topping...
 
Obviously you don't read the blog. Fuck off, moron.
 
Obviously he doesn't read me. Be cause if he did, he'd know

I'M ON FUCKING FIRE.

Now up 31% YTD, bitch.

Nice try Rev.
 
Bahaha Cramer is now bullish energy after yesterday saying oil was done. I love this guy! I am short oil now (not really just kidding) if he is long it.
 
I like the HD buy, I also like Lowes because I'm unoriginal.

Simpletech is a hard charger today along with all the techs it seems. Microsoft up again; I love that company.

Encysive is the shittiest drug sompany out there, I would like to squeeze that dumbass Dr. Given's head till it pops -FUCKING IDIOT!

The market is rocking today, Yea!
 
fucktard alert
Bulls Show Endurance

By Rev Shark
RealMoney.com Contributor
12/14/2006 3:41 PM EST
Click here for more stories by Rev Shark

Although we pretty much flatlined after the strong move in the first hour of trading, the bulls have held up extremely well as we enter the final hour of trading. Breadth is solid, with only gold in the negative column and some good bounces in technology. Oils and a few mega-caps like Microsoft (MSFT - commentary - Cramer's Take - Rating) have been the big winners today.


I've added a few new buys, but outside of oils I'm having a very difficult time finding much that I think is worthy of building up for a longer-term hold. In fact, when I look at groups like semiconductors that are bouncing strongly today, I'm more inclined to sell than to look for further strength.

Some are attributing the strength today to option expiration tomorrow. Maybe so, but mostly it looks to me like the recent action caught some folks flatfooted, and they are scrambling to reposition. I'm doubtful the bulls have the juice to keep this going but I'm not going to be aggressive on the short side until they falter a bit.

At the time of publication, De Porre had no positions in stocks mentioned, although holdings can change at any time.
 
Fucktard alert.

Translation:

I am scared to do anything because Cramer ate my balls.
 
Broker,
Thoughts on Adobe quarter? down right now...
 
REv sounds like cramer, its options ! PIN! Whatever!!!

Cramer said oils done yesterday, he told me ---thats right ME when I called the big show two months back....SAID SELL RIG!!!


Today cramer BROUGHT... guess what?" DID I SELL ... no000
 
I Wouldn't admit to many people that you actually called the show. Did you yell booyah like you were rabid?
 
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