Fly on WallStreet

Is it just me, but every time I hear CNBC.com Trade-Up, I mentally append “bitches”.
 

Trade up bitches. Visit the new fucktarded website and make some fast money.
 

OIH and XLE are not down nearly as much as they should be considering the oil collapse today. I'm wondering if this is a signal to start buying some of the drillers.
 

or the asshats are using misdirection to get liquid on yo' ass.

Either way, oil is gay.
 

The stocks lead the commodity. They rise and crap before oil itself.

I am wondering why my SU isn't going back to the 40s. That's where it was when oil was in the 50s.
 

What do you think about CBH? After the smacking today do you think it could be worth nibbling at?
 

Big no on CBH.
 

Broker-
I bought some VLO at $48.50 in Sept, stayed with the bitch to $56, and have now watched it come back to where I bought it. The stock represents less than 10% of my portfolio, should I just hold on for the ride? And when I bought it, oil was at $67/barrel.
 

If it bothers you, sell it. However, 10% is not overweight.

I am not selling.
 

What do you think of MO? Especially with the Kraft spin off. Is there a play there?
 

Broker I could not be more bullish oil at this point and I want to go long like crazy at these levels. Do you think I am fucktardedly out of my mind? If you fuckers think oil is going to 35 then Israelis and Palestinians will allies against Iran tomorrow.
 

Broker, what is the reason behind selling your GLBC position? Was it base on valuation?
 

"Oil is gay" - that shit is funny!
 

"Broker I could not be more bullish oil at this point and I want to go long like crazy at these levels. Do you think I am fucktardedly out of my mind?"

That's because you are an asshat. No offense intended, of course.

I sold part of my GLBC position-- in order to raise a little cash-- just in case.
 

If INTC beats the NAZ will be up 30 tommarow.
 

What do you think this shit is lottery?

I agree.
 

Just waiting for CNBC to wheel out Steve "$30 oil" Forbes to give me my buy signal.
 

wrong again oh maestro....

oil is nearing its total bottom....risk now stands very low...market time to buy in in three stages...yes catching that proverbial falling knife....you say majors are moving out...wrong again...they are moving IN !!!!!.....geez.....you afraid..your bearishness is just another beautiful buy signal.....this was not a weather move down.i do not expect a quick snap back but that also can happen...the NASDAQ should get rocked here !!!! down!!!!!!....markets are nearing very troubled points....my cash positon end of the year was at 50%...most liquidated out of said oil patch...and now....guess where i am about to replant it !!!!!! yes yes yes....that will be oil....and natty gas!!!!

you see its buy low..sell high....allow the trends to develope and reverse....p/e ratios good....government tampering done(yup certain of that)....goldmans boys now ready to let off the neck of the oil can...and away we go....

ask yourself with the great insty holdings in oil if this could or would stay here long??? what would that do to the market....forced margin calls and hedge fund disasters......watch....and....now go off on another patented tirade calling me names...lol.....
 

You're an asshat.

Oil is going to get fucking knifed in the AM. being a shareholder of many oil stocks, I am not happy.

With that being said, you are still an asshat.
 

help ..help i am cut......oh the pain...the pain....hey.....wait a minute....you threw a packet of ketchup at me from burger king......lol.....

man if you cant laugh at that sumpin nyust taint right wit yo heads....yo......

now where is my scotch...oh yes right next to my cigar....sonny