Fly on WallStreet

I had a decent week, +0.6%-- putting my year to date return at around 6.2%. Despite getting claw hammered on NTRI and BWLD-- I managed to make money. I attribute my gains to superb asset allocation methods. Such methods will never be revealed to you-- McDonald drinking coffee fuckers.

Instead, I will offer "Fly Buys" and "Fly Sells" as sneak peeks into my world of superior money management.

Seriously, today was a perfect, non-eventful consolidation day, with most sectors green-- even AAPL.

Good old fashion AAPL managed to go up .01! Cocksuckers.

Finally, I am not a believer in the Homebuilder story. Frankly, I feel crazy people are loading up, in order to get unloaded on. If that makes any sense.

With my money, I will start to overweight Telecom and underweight Energy. I have come to the conclusion that I no longer "need" oil. Therefore, I will systematically sell most of my Energy holdings and replace them with lotto tickets or OTB bets.

NOTE: Many people I know are challenging my BWLD bullishness. When BWLD goes to $75, I am going to mail them a night's worth of chicken bones.