Fly on WallStreet

After my business meetings today, I ventured off into Manhattan to mingle with some asshats and rich asshats. The regular asshats just say stupid stuff, like "yo, can I get another Corona." The rich asshats prance around Manhattan in their fur coats, while their kids freeze like a popsicle with spring jackets on. Also, those fuckers like to drink Apple Martini's.

I guess my point is: drink whiskey and put a fucking winter coat on your children. Dicks!

As for today's trading:

It appears my dick grew a little bigger, with a whopping 1.5% gain today. Stocks like BWLD, CENX, AAPL, RIMM, ACLI and CORS contributed to the Broker A slush fund.

Software, Retail and Networkers outperformed, while Gold and Oil sucked brick.

In short, I want to sell the Oils here, but stay long Tech.

Also, it's worth noting, small cap stocks are exploding. Stocks like DIGL, TERN, EGHT, BKHM and LOCM had big days. Just a reminder, be careful when the shit starts to float to the top. Typically, the market is about to "crap out" when the little fuckers run.

Finally, within Tech, I like BCSI, LOCM, MVIS, RIMM, AAPL, SMSI and TXN. Also, non-tech related, don't forget to drink some Chinese milk, ADY.