Tuesday, February 27, 2007

 

Position Updates: HANS

HANS is hosting a conference call at 1:30 et. I suspect it will be bullish and there is a good chance the stock will run.

Considering the dire state of the markets, I am now scouring for day trades. This may be a good candidate.

Aside from HANS, I am now down, intra-fucking-day, 3.1%.

I will remember this day and make sure to sacrifice a goat or chicken, every February 27th-- for the rest of my fucking life.

UPDATE: This English fucker on the HANS conference call is a bloody idiot. If he were sitting next to me, I'd have my dog take a chunk of flesh out of his chest. Fucker.

He is making the stock go lower, with his bumbling asshattery.

Comments:
we thought you were sleeping
 
Broker, do you hold an opinion on nyx?
 
Today does suck. I've never seen so much red in a long time. Will the Dow dropp 200? Almost there!
 
FWIW, I think chickens make a better sacrifice. Less blood in the office. HANS has come back nicely from the opening drubbing, but I might give this sell off a day before buying much.
-clint
 
I blame this on Short da bull
 
With today's sell-off, my wife's box of Girl Scout Cookies took a major hit. But other than that I'm amazingly calm, as I added to my MVIS and EGO positions this morning. GO HANS!
 
HANS just ate my balls.
 
dude on the hans call doesn't seem focused. he should have drank more of the product.
 
I hate this conference call. I want that English fucker to speak english.
 
This fucker must have consumed an entire case, prior to the call. He is shuffling papers around, in true asshat form.
 
I believe the English guy has a corncob up his ass...thus accounting for his discomfort.
 
i think he's been consuming BUD's product.
 
a LARGE corncob.
 
In any case, he is fucking up my holdings.

This man is in grave danger of being a recipient of my internets laser beam.
 
I just visited some of your sponsors on the left, to help with the losses. The 27th of every month should be
"visit your favorite blog sponsor's day"

help out the Fly
 
Right now, I am being clubbed by the tune of 4.1%
 
I will force the HANS CEO to buy a timeshare in Anna Nicole's vagina.
 
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Its the Three Stooges trying to get out of the door at the same time.
 
He DOES sound like he's had too much of his own product -- nervous, stuttering, etc. (caffeine does that you know)
 
Unfortunately, it looks as if the only thing running are my bowels and the best part of my next offspring right down the inside of it's mama's leg.

This being said, I have started buying. In two days this will seem like the dumbest sell off ever. We get crushed because the Chinese government said they are going to crack down on speculation. That would be like the crack ho freaking out because her dealer told her he was going to crack don on junkies. speculation!!
 
I'd buy leveraged GOLD vehicles right now. Weaker dollar, Iranian tensions...will go higher, this is a temporary bump down.
 
I can hardly believe how many stocks are down 7%... 10%...14%. Much worse than the averages. And not just trash companies, either.
 
i'm sitting here watching what looks like hail tumbling down the stairs....oh my god...THEY'RE BALLS, OMG BALLS, RIPPED FROM THE POOR BASTARD LONGS...THE HUMANITY, MY GOD THE HUMANITY.

sounds of corks popping in the background.
 
I predict GOOG will be close to unchanged by the end of the day especially since Cramer bad mouthed it yesterday.
 
About an hour ago I wondered if the Dow will get to -200. Maybe it will get to -300? LOL!

...wait, that's not funny.
 
If Richard is celebrating, it's time to cover your shorts.

F-Richard
 
Life was better when Richard was rolling down my pyramid steps.
 
>>If Richard is celebrating, it's time to cover your shorts. <<

how did that theory work out? lmao.
 
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