Wednesday, February 28, 2007

 

Quick Alert: Bears Getting Uppitty

Be careful, I sense the bears are trying to cut the tongues out of the bulls here, intra-day.

Also, I am eating a huge amount of oatmeal, right now. I'll have you know, I am eating it in a very big bowl. It looks like a salad bowl, but there is lots of oatmeal inside of it-- instead of salad.

More on this later. Developing...

# posted by Broker A @ 2:22 PM
Comments:
Quaker? McCanns?
# posted by Blogger rockain'tdeadyet : 2:32 PM
 
No, Goldilocks
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 2:40 PM
 
Quaker. Cinnamon & sugar.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 2:40 PM
 
Bowtie Alert: Fly, put down your oatmeal and turn up the sound of CNBC at 3:00. I heard Dillon R. say your buddy Jimmy Rodgers will be on the show. Let me guess: Bullish on all commodities for the next ten years and on the stock markets in Zimbabwe and the Congo.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 2:49 PM
 
Yes old man Jim is going to be there. I guess your kicking him down the stairs didn't do the trick. Maybe you should kick is old ass around the exchange some.

Broker did I really read that you liked CAT?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:55 PM
 
Personally I am bullish on the Ethopian and Somalian stock markets. Old Jimbo is looking the wrong direction.
# posted by Blogger TheCapitalGame : 3:00 PM
 
Oh and one more thing. Maria Cunteromo has a fat ass. If I was to cut pieces from her ass and feed them to the bears I could keep them busy for months thus increasing the value of my portfolio by 50%.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:03 PM
 
Did you see her last year throwing out the opening pitch at a Yankees game? She looked like a mess.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 3:06 PM
 
Her lips look like a botched botox debacle. But at least she's not as dumb as Erin and Melissa.
# posted by Blogger digitaldoofus : 3:10 PM
 
Maria was once a contestant on Jeopardy, for charity, and got every question wrong.

It was so bad, they had to give her the answers.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 3:15 PM
 
yeah, i'm sure you fat asses would kick maria out of bed, wouldn't ya? hahahaha femboys
# posted by Blogger ShortDaBull : 3:22 PM
 
With those lips a Hefty Cinch Sack would come in handy, that way I would not have to kick her out of bed. How ever I would kick old man Jim down the fucking basement stairs and shut the door. Goddamit I need a Monster.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:29 PM
 
muahaha, you guys are funny
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 3:39 PM
 
Erin Burnett is a FUCKIN' IDIOT! She just said on CNBC..and I quote..."Gold has never been a good investment for anyone".

WHAT A 'TARD!!!!!!
# posted by Blogger digitaldoofus : 5:07 PM
 
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