Fly on WallStreet

Thanks to the "mac-daddy's" at KKR buying TXU, the Utility sector is on fucking fire. Frankly, I feel like a dickless, fucktarded asshat-- missing out on all the fun.

Right now, I own 3 Utility stocks: DUK, PGN and GXP. But, compared to the "fuck you shorts, you're dead" moves in NRG, ETR, FE, EXC, PEG, CNP, FPL and D, my stocks are as fast as a solar race car. In other words, they fucking suck.

Aside from the Utilities, the market is starting to fade. I sense the sellers will try to make today an anti-climatic one for the bulls. Therefore, I am going long oil, via SU. Furthermore, I will avoid buying any Tech stocks today.

Finally, it's worth noting, March is typically a kick ass month for the Energy sector. Sometime this week, I will share my March seasonality report. Basically, Energy stocks go higher and kill shorts, almost everyday in March. The numbers are that good.

NOTE: HANS reports tomorrow. Are you ready to put your balls on the line?