Thursday, March 08, 2007

 

Fly Reminder

If you buy CWTR today, because of their "impressive" numbers, you are an asshat.

I don't care what the numbers say, no one buys clothes at Cold Water Creek. No one.

If my wife ever wore the dress featured above, I'd divorce her, move out of the state and have a restraining order put against her.

I spit on CWTR, makers of the "ugliest clothes on Earth."

UPDATE: Apparently, the hideous floral dress I had posted was too fucking pretty for certain asshats-- in the comments section. In order to provide clarity, I have posted a vest, made by CWTR, that is so ugly-- it should be illegal.

If my wife ever wore that vest, I'd have her arrested.

# posted by Broker A @ 8:53 AM
Comments:
Broker I gotta tell you that picture looks too fucking good for CWTR. You need to use this one to get it through peoples heads!!!

http://image.coldwatercreek.com/IMAGESFLL/H17370_030SL.JPG

And on to stuff that matters, what do you think of an FNM short here?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:13 AM
 
Agreed, not that I am any sort of fashion expert but that dress ain't so ugly
# posted by Blogger Kidstock : 9:17 AM
 
Kidstock--

If you were here next to me and said something like that, I'd have my analyst punch the hair off your chest.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 9:25 AM
 
I would KO your goat-fucking analyst.
# posted by Blogger Kidstock : 9:55 AM
 
Unless you have Apollo Creed as your trainer, you ain't knocking anyone out.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 10:03 AM
 
This is what the fight would look like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-GRUbfkR8
# posted by Blogger Kidstock : 10:11 AM
 
Looks like a vest made of shelf paper.

Never underestimate the bad taste of old fat ladies.
# posted by Blogger nncoco : 11:53 AM
 
I still say middle-aged suburban white women who liked CWTR a year didn't suddenly develop good taste. I got stopped out of this turd on 2/27 but I still think it's going higher. Even though their clothes ARE gag-a-maggot ugly...
# posted by Blogger L.J. : 7:29 PM
 
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