Fly on WallStreet: The Polls Close at Mid-Night (NYC Time)

Monday, March 26, 2007

The Polls Close at Mid-Night (NYC Time)

Despite allegations of "voter fraud" and "internet fixing," Ducati appears to be well on his way to victory or another fun week of blogging at Flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com.

With a record turn out (93 votes), "The Ducati" holds a 53%-47% advantage.

Developing...

UPDATE: It's a nail biter. As the polls open in Asia, Ducati's lead is withering away, now up by a mere 2 votes. I assume he has enemies in Asia and Australia.

Developing still...

# posted by Broker A @ 8:27 PM

Comments:

Just make sure there are no hanging chads otherwise there could be litigation up to the Supreme Court.

# posted by

TraderCaddy : 8:35 PM

I will sue if ducati does not come out ahead in the poll. He deserves the job more than anyone else because he is the nicest guy on the internets.

# posted by

matte351 : 8:55 PM

I see right the conspiracy to double your take home blog pay. You sign Woodshedder and Ducati (and others) to one or two week stints, make up some phony controversy after they post and make a soap opera out of the whole thing. You drive up traffic for your site (and theirs) and pocket the extra $1 a day, laughing at all of us. I won't stand for it anymore!!11!1!oneone!!!eleven!!!1!1one!!

# posted by

Eli : 10:13 PM

Indeed. I "pocket" the extra buck a day.

# posted by

Broker A : 10:33 PM

BTW:

Polls close in 1 1/2 hours.

# posted by

Broker A : 10:34 PM

No, it wasn't phony. I really am talented, yet lazy.

# posted by

Jeff : 10:53 PM

He's a witch! Burn himmmm....BURN HIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

# posted by

Default : 12:05 AM

I want to vote, i need to save him he wasnt that horrible, what time do you have?

# posted by

boomerdote : 12:21 AM

The polls have closed.

If you weren't such a lazy, smoked out hippie, maybe you would have made it to the polls, prior to them closing? Huh, fucker?

# posted by

Broker A : 12:27 AM

I do not smoke and NYC is too far to drive I think it is best though, he didnt fit in, BTW I was driving my single, pregnant and unwed neighbor to the hospital or I would have voted in a timely manner. Thanks for your prisa.

# posted by

boomerdote : 12:36 AM

No excuses, when discussing the important matter of internet democracy.

Sorry, I don't make the rules. I invent them.

# posted by

Broker A : 12:39 AM

Internet quasi-dictatorship... I thought Pinochet died. Invent that.

# posted by

boomerdote : 1:32 AM

Oh, and I am going back to my Hookah, have meetings in the morn.

# posted by

boomerdote : 1:55 AM

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