Wednesday, March 28, 2007

 

Sector Spotlight: Energy

I have a dilemma. As you know, I have "documented" the certain fact that you, the sheeple, are always wrong, regarding the future direction of the markets. I know this from looking over the results of my handy "Fly Survey's." Right now, 60% of you bull fuckers are, naturally, bullish.

So, on one hand, I think to myself: "fuck, these people are always wrong, I'm going to be destroyed holding all these longs." However, my guts tells me: "fuck it, go long. You're gonna tell your grandchildren about how much money you made in 2007."

More on this later.

Before I "delve" into today's trading, I would like to copy and paste a quote, written by lazy man Woodshedder, which was found within the pornographic confines of TG.

"Although I do think HANS is a laggard."

See what I am saying? HANS up a buck in the ridiculously bad tape today.

As for today's trading:

I'm buying more MVIS. I can smell the "future money" that will fill my safety deposit boxes ("The Fly" does not trust banks). Also, I hate to agree with Eric "The Oil Barrel" Bolling, but oil looks great.

Iran is doing all types of crazy shit, which will keep the price of this God forsaken commodity (oil) higher. Although, I disagree with "The Oil Barrel's" wild claim that "Iran can shut down the Straits of Ormuz." Not a chance, gas man. I could destroy the entire Iranian navy, with one grenade launcher. What do you think our fucking carrier fleets will do?

Good times to be long the U.S. Navy.

Finally, within oil, I like SU, UPL, VLO, HOC, IOC, CEO, GMRK and GMXR.

Comments:
We're shorting oil over at get short!

http://getshort.blogspot.com/2007/03/daytrade-shorted-xle.html
 
... a tad early, don't you think? BTW I would add PTR to Broker's list of energy longs, if only because none of the other companies on his list discovered 2 Billion barrels of oil in the last month, which is generally considered a non-trivial good thing;)
 
Fly, I left that comment just for you, so that HANS would go up today. Mission accomplished. See, unlike Ducati, I want you to be successful. Now, I didn't hear a "thank you."
 
My point is, I know that you do the opposite of the sheeples. So I post the opposite of what I really think, therefore ensuring the contrary. In fact, I put bullish in your survey, when I am in fact, bearish, at least for a day or two more. I know that your calculator brain can handle my deviations and anomalies. You just better hope than no one else is doing the opposite of the opposite.
 
"Pornographic confines"?

*stamps foot*

I take issue with that statement! I run a family site and my visual aids are of the highest quality in good taste!

Goodness! Are you trying to ruin my reputation?
 
With that statement it would be a bit tough to "ruin" your reputation but with your "visual aids" it would not be a stretch to construe "sully".
 
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