Friday, April 20, 2007

 

Asshat of the Week Award: Guy Adami

Does this man even go on the internets? I mean, he went out on national t.v. and said "YHOO is going to have their best quarter ever." When "The Fly" heard that statement, I knew he would be getting the "Asshat of the Week Award," sometime very soon.

Granted, Guy is my favorite character on Fast Money; which is, by far, the best financial news program in all the world. Plus, two of his other cohorts, Timmy and Jeffy, both were fucktardingly bullish on YHOO too--and probably egged Adami into saying such gay things about the stock. Nonetheless, Guy still said it.

But, still, I don't think Guy even owns a computer, being stuck in the 80's and all. Yet he is throwing out comments, such as: "this is going to be YHOO's biggest quarter ever." What the fuck!

Asshat!

Personally, I'd rather own 1 Yoohoo chocolate milk, than 1 YHOO share. They fucking suck, don't you get it? Their website is garbage and their search technology "Panama" was created by many over paid asshats. It sucks too.

Look, GOOG is Godzilla and YHOO is Japan. It's that simple.

There is not room for both and YHOO already lost the search wars, mainly because they fucking suck.

So, with YHOO's disaster of a quarter, coupled with the fact that Guy suggested buying it (to millions of people), prior to the disaster, "The Fly" is giving Mr. Adami a fucking Asshat Award (I have to get these things out the door).

Congrats!

Comments:
THE SHORTS ARE GOING TO BE BULL RAPED TODAY!

In other news some of you shorted NYX on this pullback, wrong move, its gonna hurt. Like Hostel hurt.
 
It was actually really funny when Ratigan's Mom called the show last night.
 
I haven't been to Yahoo in about 10 years, so, i decided to check it out after reading "The Fly". First there is slow ass loading infinti pop up, and some ugly chick staring at you talking about a wrinkle-proof diet, the home page is slow even on the fastest PCs. I just want to search for something damnit. I honestly think you should try a company's product before you buy the stock (if possible), I have usually made pretty good investments by doing so. Nice call again Fly.
 
You misunderstood him. He said it was their biggest report ever in terms of whether their Panama shit was actually working. Anyway, Jeff should get the award, Guy was neutral.
 
Lies!

Guy was a flaming bull on YHOO.

You must be Guy.

Nice try passing this Asshat AWard to Jeff.
 
Jeff is the raging Yahoo! bull and a Google hater. Both call were fucktarded.

Guy says this earnings report for Yahoo! is "biggest since they've been public".

Go to the instant replay:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/18094783
 
If you want to get specific, Tim is the biggest YHOO bull. But, Adami said the qt would be big.

Rubbish.
 
Um, doesn't Japan always beat Godzilla in the end?
 
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