Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Election Update: Jeremey Wins; But Still Gets Fired

Jeremy scored the biggest landslide in the history of all "Fly elections." However, because "The Fly" is tired of looking at the written words "Jeremy" and "Breakfast Taco," on the left hand side of the page, everyone is fired.

That's right, I'm fucked up like that.

Plus anyway, "The Fly" has more important things to do, instead of fucking around with weekend bloggers, such as: get ready for "Mother Market's" punch to the nose or make sure my trader/servant delivers warm, not hot, slices of pizza to my desk-- three times a day.

Hence, everyone is fired.

So, so sorry.

UPDATE: Not really.

Final Tally

Should I Fire Mr. Jeremy? [110 votes total]

Yes (32) 29%
No (78) 71%

Comments:
i vote gary busey as a guest
 
Broker, Can't afford a web site?

You broke ass broke-r

LMFAO
 
Fly-guy, I sense stress is building, and that you are reading the tea-leaves and unconsciously pointing us to an inevitable conclusion: the market is going to have a gargantuan dump here soon. I commend you for wearing your heart on your sleeve, the world needs more Fly's. In fact, I wish I was as courageous as the exalted Fly. Maybe we should hedge a little, here, like buying a pile of IWM puts. Seems to me the small caps will do worse than the big caps, so it may make more sense to hedge with IWM. Either that or sell BWLD, UA, CROX, GT, and other over hyped, over valued, and otherwise worthless fly paper (sorry Fly, I mean toilet paper). I would wait til Friday or next week to do my hedging, however. Market's have an upside bias until then.
 
mmx, only a douchebag like you would pay for something you can get for free. Junior High get let out early today? Moron.
 
mmx, the "Fly" or anyone else for that matter, can build a blog website with it's own url. There's plenty of open source software to do it. Fact is its a pain in the ass that way; and when you can easily crank up a turnkey puppy on blogspot why the fuck not?

I don't believe Broker A is in the web 2.0 business. Odds are he's a marketing genius who likely gets plenty of unsolicited requests to run money as a result of this fucktarded blog.

Shit, was that even close to freakin' syntax?
 
He manages money?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ya'll fool...
 
mmx, read this fucker...

http://flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com/2007_01_07_archive.html

Nobody makes that stuff up.

What you have here is an indie broker who gets to run a bit of money from a very comfortable place who very likely did well in the "day". As a result of his background he networks in a circle which in my opinion adds value and credibility to his picks. Thanks to SOX much of the info he "gifts" to his audience of college students can only come from a well connected source.

Goatfucker...
 
MMX--

If you were across the room from me, I'd send one of my cold callers to punch your eye brows off.

"The Fly" gets many requests to manage money-- from retards from the internets. However, I don't accept fucktards from the web.

This whole blog thing is about fun, games and documented how retarded I was-- when I was young.
 
Tutor--

Good analysis of "The Fly."

I hereby rescind my promise to destroy the one named Tutor.
 
I guess I can take down the Internet Laser Beam Shield now...
 
You two are gay, right?
 
Takes one to know one, M.
 
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