Tuesday, April 10, 2007

 

Quick Alert: Market Poised to Run...

...because more than 60% of you fucktards, including old man fucko Ducati, are bearish.

As I said before, the cocktail of people who visit my retarded blog are always wrong. That's right, I am talking to you, liver lips.

Therefore, I am going to dig deep tomorrow and buy more-- because of you.

Now go back to drawing straight lines on your fucking charts, morons.

Off to grill a sword fish.

Comments:
60% are bearish? Seems high, except the futures are down something like -0.03%. Maybe you're polling people who are brilliant for three hours.
 
I went back to my charts like you said. I see the 20d mov. ave. has crossed the 50d mov. ave. to a ninety degree angle to the 200 day ave. resulting in an inverted head and shoulders that resembles something between a cup and handle and a frosted beer stein with a large handle. This does not look good for the market especially since we are entering into a full moon phase with aquarias and libra about to connect with an exploding north star in the milkey way with a 10 degree declination. Based on this I am selling everything, buying gold coins, loading up my shot gun, grapping my baked beans and heading for the nearest cave.
 
WCW--

Fuck you. "The Fly's" polls never lie.

Caddy--

You are a fucktarded genius.
 
Test: Fuck You!
 
Caddy, instead of heading for the nearest cave, you should just bring yourself over to one of my gold mines. I've got plenty of room.

But ditch the can of baked beans -- we don't want any gaseous explosions disturbing my gold deposits (or my nostrils).
 
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