Fly on WallStreet

"The Fly" had an amazing day, with almost illegal gains in BWLD, MCHX, AAPL, VLO, BDK, FXI, UPL and EQIX. For the week, I closed up 0.6%, effectively ending my 1 week losing streak. Currently, my year to date return is 24.87% or better than yours.

I know, many of you fucktards are thinking: "gee, that Fly guy is a dick with his accurate market calls" or "maybe this weekend, he will get run over by a sanitation truck." However, I'll have you know, such bad thoughts will only make matters worse for you, the average day trading flea. The stock God's love "The Fly" and often leave large bricks of cash in his brokerage account. Betting against me is equal to having a bar mitzvah in Iraq.

Finally, if a shotgun were put to my head, in order to extract one stock pick, I'd say: "sir, shoot me if you must, but before you do, go long MCHX."

NOTE: I believe Mr. Jeremy will be weekend blogging here this weekend. Stay tuned, fuckers.