Monday, May 14, 2007
Jeremy, You're Fucking Fired
Not only did Jeremy orchestrate a "Saddam Hussein type election," where 90% of the Flydom suddenly found it in their cold hearts to not fire him. But, he posted an illegal message during trading hours.
Listen pal, you're not worthy enough to post stuff during working hours. For that, I am confiscating your fucking internet laser beam and banning you, forever. Or until, the Earth core explodes, showering NYC with hot, boiling magma.
In other news, Mother Market is setting up to punch your face off. Look out for the low blow--it's a killer.
Listen pal, you're not worthy enough to post stuff during working hours. For that, I am confiscating your fucking internet laser beam and banning you, forever. Or until, the Earth core explodes, showering NYC with hot, boiling magma.
In other news, Mother Market is setting up to punch your face off. Look out for the low blow--it's a killer.
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This little "Your Fired" (Donald Trumph style) and " I resign" soap opera was so staged and planned ahead.
Goddamit!!!! Its SLAP-A-MUTHA-FUCKA-MONDAY on XM 66 Raw, anyone want to slap some fucks? Erin Burnett possibly? On the ass?
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: 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
kc--
Actually, I just woke up and decided that I didn't want to do an article this weekend -- as I'm interviewing for several 'high-profile' jobs in the next few days. I knew that Broker would instantly fire me if I posted something during the day--there's precedent for such things--so I decided that it would be funny to do a parody news flash that basically followed the "disgraced politician" template. Go out in a blaze of glory and all that...
Haters--
You had better start respecting the Internet laser beam, or I'm going to send your mother a list of all the gay porn sites that you've been visiting.
Actually, I just woke up and decided that I didn't want to do an article this weekend -- as I'm interviewing for several 'high-profile' jobs in the next few days. I knew that Broker would instantly fire me if I posted something during the day--there's precedent for such things--so I decided that it would be funny to do a parody news flash that basically followed the "disgraced politician" template. Go out in a blaze of glory and all that...
Haters--
You had better start respecting the Internet laser beam, or I'm going to send your mother a list of all the gay porn sites that you've been visiting.
Jeremy--
Good luck, and may a thick-ankled Bulgarian woman shamelessly shake her ba-donkey-donk butt for you at the strip club you frequent.
Good luck, and may a thick-ankled Bulgarian woman shamelessly shake her ba-donkey-donk butt for you at the strip club you frequent.
Jeremy, you ROCK! You are the least 'gay' person that I know (of).
In your spare time, why don't you use your laser beam to zap all the Starbucks coffee cups in the world, forcing Starbucks to use Dunkin' Donuts cups? That would screw A bigtime.
Best wishes for your future endeavors.
Michelle B
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In your spare time, why don't you use your laser beam to zap all the Starbucks coffee cups in the world, forcing Starbucks to use Dunkin' Donuts cups? That would screw A bigtime.
Best wishes for your future endeavors.
Michelle B
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