Sunday, May 13, 2007
Nice Discussion, Now Fucking Vote
Seriously, you guys (internet people) think too fucking much. No wonder you are all shitty investors. You're too busy philosophizing the inner workings of the market, while taking serious blows (punches) to the cock-- by Mother Market.
Enough of this friendly "I'm a fucking unconnected loser and so are you, that's why we all suck at buying stocks" comradery bullshit.
Let's talk about something important.
Are we going to fucking fire Mr. Jeremy or what? I mean, he is a nice chap, don't get me wrong. He knows how to communicate in English and says nice things about "The Fly." However, is this blog all about making friends-- or is it about kicking the weak and helpless down sharp edged stairs?
Let's have us a vote.
Enough of this friendly "I'm a fucking unconnected loser and so are you, that's why we all suck at buying stocks" comradery bullshit.
Let's talk about something important.
Are we going to fucking fire Mr. Jeremy or what? I mean, he is a nice chap, don't get me wrong. He knows how to communicate in English and says nice things about "The Fly." However, is this blog all about making friends-- or is it about kicking the weak and helpless down sharp edged stairs?
Let's have us a vote.
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Fly, you have numerous grammatical errors in the above. Don't let your enthusiasm for shitcanning Jeremy override your syntax and punctuation.
PREDICTION
I win in another landslide, collecting an even larger majority than last time-- but I still get fired anyway because Broker simply feels like firing somebody.
It's just like real-life elections, where the peoples' favorite gets all of the votes but still loses for some gay reason.
I win in another landslide, collecting an even larger majority than last time-- but I still get fired anyway because Broker simply feels like firing somebody.
It's just like real-life elections, where the peoples' favorite gets all of the votes but still loses for some gay reason.
Woodshedder:
"God's" with an apostrophe is meant as a genitive singular, you fucking moron.
Shakespeare has used this structure in plenty of his writings.
But then again, 'ole fucktardo Woodshedder knows more than the "Shake Fucker."
However, you are correct with "decade's" over "decades." Often I use the word to reference a long period of time. Under such usage, the appropriate structure is "decades," minus the apostrophe.
Bet you didn't know that either.
"God's" with an apostrophe is meant as a genitive singular, you fucking moron.
Shakespeare has used this structure in plenty of his writings.
But then again, 'ole fucktardo Woodshedder knows more than the "Shake Fucker."
However, you are correct with "decade's" over "decades." Often I use the word to reference a long period of time. Under such usage, the appropriate structure is "decades," minus the apostrophe.
Bet you didn't know that either.
The Fly has proven my theory that there is a direct correlation between a trader's gratuitous arrogance and above average stock returns.
Fly, as for your genetive singular, I didn't realize we were writing in latin. Furthermore, I believe the genetive singular is more a function of sound than punctuation.
I have you know I elected to take extra Shakespeare courses in college, and studied under the only female U.S. professor bestowed the honor of being invited to Britain to speak on the Bard.
Finally, I'll take it as a compliment that you wished my account to blow up at the end of time, rather than in 2010.
I have you know I elected to take extra Shakespeare courses in college, and studied under the only female U.S. professor bestowed the honor of being invited to Britain to speak on the Bard.
Finally, I'll take it as a compliment that you wished my account to blow up at the end of time, rather than in 2010.
the whole gang is here today, fucktards, grammartards, syntaxtards, coffeetards, hope I didn't leave anybody out
It's genitive you fucktard, not genetive.
Furthermore, can we talk about important shit, such as why is Mr. Jeremy winning another election?
Furthermore, can we talk about important shit, such as why is Mr. Jeremy winning another election?
Why is Jeremy winning by so much?
He must own a click fraud robot machine, that enables him to win internet elections, with ease.
He must own a click fraud robot machine, that enables him to win internet elections, with ease.
I'm winning because my message of truth resonates with the intelligent people who read this blog.
Besides, the only people who have voted against me are Fly and his kids.
You had better fire me soon-- I'm becoming a threat.
Besides, the only people who have voted against me are Fly and his kids.
You had better fire me soon-- I'm becoming a threat.
I drove up to work, fired up all the computers, and voted for Jeremy on each and every one. Good times!
There is something to be said for brevity. Jeremy's Parts I, II, III rambling was way way too long and really provided no value. What ever happened to great stock ideas and "banking coin"? I say Jeremy walks. I just can't take it anymore.
"...intelligent people who read this blog."
Ha, that's a laugher.
Actually, I voted no.
I never fucking lie to myself, when voting.
This little bullshit stock MATH ran 20% on Friday, because they got financing. Should WGAT get financing, I suspect the same will occur. Naked shorts will cover.
Ha, that's a laugher.
Actually, I voted no.
I never fucking lie to myself, when voting.
This little bullshit stock MATH ran 20% on Friday, because they got financing. Should WGAT get financing, I suspect the same will occur. Naked shorts will cover.
In other newz:
"The Fly" has added the show "The Tudors" to his weekly sit down and waste time watching TV routine.
Good show.
"The Fly" has added the show "The Tudors" to his weekly sit down and waste time watching TV routine.
Good show.
Fuck "The Tudors." You should be watching Peter Popoff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff) on BET. He's on RIGHT NOW. (Well, maybe not RIGHT NOW if you're on the coast.)
Mr A - Your fucking dreaming firing Dr. J.-- the dude has game.
Weekends Before Jeremy were about like watching 6 games of little leauge soccer.
All the retards were posting this weekend what else could you ask for.
If you fire Jeremy, rats will appear at Buffalo WW's--the fda will crack down on Nutri-System and you'll pick up a bad case of Jock Itch.
Weekends Before Jeremy were about like watching 6 games of little leauge soccer.
All the retards were posting this weekend what else could you ask for.
If you fire Jeremy, rats will appear at Buffalo WW's--the fda will crack down on Nutri-System and you'll pick up a bad case of Jock Itch.
You're right. "Dr. J" is unfireable.
However, I still believe he is using a vote bot-- to win.
Look at the one sided nature of this election.
Is that even possible?
Fishy.
However, I still believe he is using a vote bot-- to win.
Look at the one sided nature of this election.
Is that even possible?
Fishy.
It's great to see how Chicago-style voting is embraced by The Fly's minyans. I voted thrice for firing.
Fuck Jeremy. I wasted several minutes of my life, minutes I can never get back, reading dribble that I can't act upon.
Ditto, "What ever happened to great stock ideas and "banking coin"? I say Jeremy walks. I just can't take it anymore." that and one more YES vote because he never named the book. He may be ADHD and off his medication.
Hey, because NCIS uses WGAT phones I'm hangin' on. They're like the Broker and never lose (ADY?) or make mistakes (GERN?). Bye J, hello "coin"
Hey, because NCIS uses WGAT phones I'm hangin' on. They're like the Broker and never lose (ADY?) or make mistakes (GERN?). Bye J, hello "coin"
Just like investing, you need to examine your opportunity cost. What other choices do we have? Right now, it is Mr. Jeremy or nothing. Does someone else want to make an attempt for auditioning for the weekend gig? Where are the illegal aliens when you need them to steal a job, oh they are too busy with the Fly’s lawn work. Of course, if Jeremy gets ridiculed for his English, do we really want some Mexican trying to communicate? I can barely understand them at Taco Bell.
It's about driving your golf cart over the other guy's ball, jingling coin when putting, farting on backswing.
Should I Fire Mr. Jeremy, again? [355 votes total]
Yes (35) 10%
No (320) 90%
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
320 of you--indeed an unprecedented army--have emerged from the darkest of shadows to speak your hearts and usher in a new era of boundless prosperity and wondrous spectacle. Your testament to my glory is yet another marvelous jewel in my golden crown!
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Yes (35) 10%
No (320) 90%
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
320 of you--indeed an unprecedented army--have emerged from the darkest of shadows to speak your hearts and usher in a new era of boundless prosperity and wondrous spectacle. Your testament to my glory is yet another marvelous jewel in my golden crown!
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