Monday, May 07, 2007

 

Position Updates: HANS

Whoever sold or shorted HANS today (Woodshedder), is a fucking dick.

In other news, "The Fly" is now eating oatmeal cookies.

You've been warned.

Comments:
Feed those cookies to MVIS. Really need a turnaround in it.
 
Yes and don't forget to squeeze Woodshedder's goat tits for some milk to dip them in.
 
Wood is busy drawing straight lines on his future losing trade.

He does all of this, while "The Fly" kicks old man Ducati down several flights of stairs (as soon as Ducati hits a landing "The Fly" chases him down and kicks him down, yet another flight of stairs).
 
lmao. At least link whore me you dick.

Seriously, I would never short HANS. Fly, you have to admit, everytime I buy HANS it goes down. I just hate the stock that way.

As for you minting greenbacks, unlike some other fucktards around here, I love it when you make money. However, that does not mean you are above a good ball busting.

As always, I'll just stick to chomping charts as they are easier on the teeth and taste better than calculators.

And for your oatmeal, I just bought some QID.
 
Fly you gotta try some Pepperidge Farm cranberry oatmeal cookies they're fucking dank.
 
Are those the "cookies" that are the size of quarters and look like duck feed at the zoo?
 
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