Thursday, May 03, 2007

 

Quick Alert: Cramer Super Pumps MNST

What the fuck?

This man just went on CNBC and said MNST's option activity is indicating the company is going to get bought out, within 35 days.

WTF!

As a result, the stock has exploded to the upside, as all of the "Cramtards" step into the stock, with reckless abandon.

Seriously, if I were short MNST, I'd call for Cramer to be arrested, tried and "electric chaired," for pulling a stunt like this.

However, since I could give two fucks and a gay goat about MNST, I simply watch and blog about "Cramer the fucktard."

Someone owes Cramer a fucking large bottle of "rich man's whiskey."

Comments:
Is it just me or has cramer turned into a COMPLETE douche-bag?
 
Dude smells like teen spirit.
 
The extent of Cramer's douchieness is unrivaled.
 
I would like to see what Fly would do to Cramer should he do this to one of his shorts some day. There would be carnage.
 
All jokes aside, It amazes me how much influence he has. Yet, his picks and recommendations are nothing to write home about, any blind squirrel can find a nut.
 
Do you guys actually think MNST would get bought tomorrow and Cramer not go to jail?
 
jsda sucks!
 
jsda is going to zero.
 
it should. It had a big display at target and i got all gitty! luckily i sold half the my position at the bell.
 
Anyone short CHK with me?
 
I would short MNST soon... product sucks. Most companies let you email your resume to them anyway.

JSDA is no longer stocked at 7-11. I no longer drink HANS 7 days a week, but alter w/ Rockstar Guava (Rockster original flavor is NASTY!!!)
 
Speaking of over-hyped lunatic ranters, Chavez will now attempt to nationalize Citigroup et.al., after accusing them of attempting to make a profit... I expect he'll demand Venezuelan corporate taxes be paid on their global operations ;) Such an idiot. The Venezuelan people deserve what they're going to get after asking the guy to turn their country into a socialist banana republic.
 
I saw an ad yesterday for Albertsons and there was a sale for cans of both Jones and Pepsi products and the Jones was cheaper. I think people would be glad to pay whatever for it but they have to have that image of a premium brand. The one thing I don't like about Jones soda is that on the box it says "pure cane sugar." I know its better quality than corn syrup,etc. but it makes my teeth hurt just reading the box.
 
Caddy, the pure cane thing is a result of pressure from the Seattle granolies to make it more healthy, plus you've got the corn syrup cost issue in play there too. Sucks to see them hammered here but I'm not sure they're down for the count. Seattle has a reputation for startups and and many are monster winners over time. Your MVIS is just down the street from JSDA...
 
Tutor's right. As Fly would say, Dendreon is going to blow somebody's fucking arm off either to the upside or downside.

Anyone taking a speculative bet on this pony?
 
Well this pretty much says it all!

http://www.optionsmonster.com/#video/embedplayer.jsp/main_video_afternoon_tea.html

However I am a pussy and covered my short for only a dollar gain. Fuck...
 
This girl had a very timely post about JSDA a few days ago.

http://makingsenseofmyworld.blogspot.com/2007/04/jones-soda-co-breaking-down-growth.html
 
I'm long DNDN.....with house money now. I think it gets approved.
 
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