Tuesday, May 01, 2007

 

Quick Alert: You Guys Fucking Suck

I have documented many times how you (the unwashed) are always wrong-- when it comes to the market.

According to my new "Fly Survey," most of you are bearish.

So, I have a dilemma.

On one hand, I feel it makes sense to reign in the horses a little, and let the market consolidate-- before putting my balls on the line, again. On the other, since I love betting against internet fucktards, I feel like going "all in," in an effort to document how little the average Joe (you) knows about market timing.

Developing...


Are you bullish or bearish on the markets? [28 votes total]

Bullish (9) 32%
Bearish (19) 68%

# posted by Broker A @ 11:42 AM
Comments:
I knew you'd fucking do this. That's why I'm wildly bullish, but voted bearish.
# posted by Blogger Caffeinated : 12:25 PM
 
I looked at your sentiment poll yesterday, and I think the tally was somewhere in the range of 60% bullish. The average internets asshat, unable to think for ones fucktarded self, only votes bearish after you start preaching of burgeoning cash reserves. I guess the sheeple are just trying to be more "fly-like."
# posted by Blogger Cruxmonger : 12:31 PM
 
good point.

Fuck, is the poll tainted?
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 12:46 PM
 
I'm just looking in the bargain bins...

Shit's still pretty pricey.
# posted by Blogger Timothy Bryce : 12:49 PM
 
Looks like I have a new Ad sponsor. A fucking Energy drink company.

Who would have thunk.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 1:03 PM
 
You do not have a large enough sample size. Let your sample get up to 100 or so.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 1:13 PM
 
I suggest you do exactly what you did last time things got dicey -- nothing.

You were Cool Hand Luke thru the last selloff.
# posted by Blogger Kidstock : 1:22 PM
 
I believe kidstock certainly is an authority on Cool-Hand-Luke behavior.

NTRI is a hated dartboard today.
# posted by Blogger This post has been removed by the author : 1:31 PM
 
Big cheating scandal at Duke business school. They now have the qualifications to work at a hedge fund.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 1:54 PM
 
WYDY to overtake Monster now in your writings?

Do the cans hurt more when you toss them at your trading slave?

-DT
# posted by Blogger Dinosaur Trader : 2:01 PM
 
interesting WYDY.

Let me do some HW.
# posted by Blogger Broker A : 2:05 PM
 
WOW. I went to 7-11 yesterday and WYDY had a display as big as HANS monster. They are headquartered in SD, If they start to get bigger here, I'll report. Right now, not much of a threat, but I have to admit, I was startled by their large presence.

Pretty random they advertised on your blog and I was just wondering yesterday wtf they were all about.
# posted by Blogger D1 : 2:23 PM
 
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