Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Asshat of the Week Award: Jordan Greenhall
Jordan Greenhall, CEO of DIVX, is my enemy. This man tried to assassinate me, last night, with his fucked up earnings and retarded stock.Owning DIVX is equal to eating at "The Fly's" local Chinese restaurant, where the Phoenix dish (a lobster dish if you will) comes without "robster," because that shit is too expensive.
Where are the fucking earnings Jordan? You forgot to put the earnings in the earnings report-- you stupid bastard.
I wouldn't want to throw small hand axes at Jordan's face (not his real face, a photo) if DIVX just missed the quarter. This man fucking guided up, two weeks ago. He said business was flippin' great-- and everyone piled into his stock.
Luckily for "The Fly," I had a chance to cash in some chips at $23, but not enough.
Trust me when I say, if it wasn't for BWLD skinning the shorts alive today (major position of "The Fly"), I'd dispatch several internet laser beams, effectively destroying DIVX's bullshit website.
In short, unlike my local Chinese restaurant, where the owner demonstrates why he is true master, selling "robster" dishes, minus the "robster," Jordan is just a plain ole' vanilla gay asshat.
Hence, I give him the "Asshat of the Week Award."
NOTE: "The Ducati" was right.
Congrats, dick.
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THERE IS A MAJOR FUCKING REVOLT going on over at digg.com aka Revision3. They are destroying the site like Broker A could only dream of doing to some peoples machines. This if fucking insane!!!
# posted by 
: 12:53 AM
: 12:53 AM
Where is that faggot from Florida that was shorting BWLD that went there with his "golfing buddies"? I don't think he will be playing golf for awhile after today, his ass probably hurts too bad. BWLD to 80.
# posted by : 9:13 AM
: 9:13 AM
Fly thanks for BWLD! I am out here, and only holding a small position. I got a $30 gain on the stock and the prudent thing is to sell most of it at this point I think.
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
Stay long the wings. Rumor has it BWLD mgmt is very close to coming out with a wing and hot sauce inspired cure for cancer and a process to recycle wing bones into an alternative fuel source to crush OPEC.
Wings rule.
Wings rule.
It's up 130% in 7 months and after the estimate bumps will trade at 25x '08 earnings.
Newequity, I strongly urge you to buy all you can at $74. And by all means, please use maximum margin.
Or you can just eat a cock, prick.
Newequity, I strongly urge you to buy all you can at $74. And by all means, please use maximum margin.
Or you can just eat a cock, prick.
i don't understand why people invest in a company like divx, where there is multiple open source alternatives such as xvid....heck, every media player plays divx format now. The only cash cow is from google's license for google's video website. There is no growth for company's earnings ever.
Recent DD on DIVX reveals that they are essentially running a hybrid Windows Media codec with nothing particularly spectacular to it.
Some attention should be paid to MSFT's coming new beta codec "Silverlight" which will give ADBE a run at the streaming media game...
Doesn't leave a lot of space for the little guy like DIVX.
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Some attention should be paid to MSFT's coming new beta codec "Silverlight" which will give ADBE a run at the streaming media game...
Doesn't leave a lot of space for the little guy like DIVX.
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