Fly on WallStreet

Don't fuck with me. As you see, my stocks don't trade lower-- with your retarded stocks. Now, don't get all wise and say shit like: "really, dick, how's your PNRA and the 8 bones it lost today?"

PNRA is separate. For a matter of convenience, I am ignoring the PNRA disaster and will commence bragging about MVIS and ARWR.

No, but seriously, fuck around and start shorting my stocks-- you will lose your house, car, wife and kids. Except, of course, if you shorted PNRA, you are a very happy fucktard today.

Anyway, I suspect the Asian markets will get "mushroom clouded" tonight-- and so will the European rate hiking mother fuckers.

In short, we are going higher, bitch. Don't ask why-- just know "The Fly" will be celebrating "future gains" tonight, over a large piece of rib eye, heavily salted and lightly peppered, washed down with Corona's. That's right, I am drinking the poor man's wine tonight, beer.

Sometimes, "The Fly" enjoys beer, particularly during baseball games and other pedestrian sporting events.

Finally, I feel it makes sense to go long HANS. Java Monster is going to kill the bears-- all of them.