Friday, June 08, 2007
Closing Comments
Check this out:
Today, in a rage of anger, I went fucking psycho in my office, breaking a monitor and verbally abusing everyone in sight-- thanks to ARWR's plunge.
But, now, I am happy like a rabbit in a carrot factory (I realize there is no such thing, dick), as all of my other positions broke the legs of those who short them.
From MVIS to BBY to CN to MRVL to DNA to HANS to LNN to ALCO to FMCN to EQIX, I banked coin.
Trust me when I tell you, the bears are weak, old and stupid. Plus anyway, they do not have the internal fortitude to stay short, without pissing their pants or shitting the shower.
My point is: for all the hype and talk about the market being extended, the fact is, we are only up 6.5%-- year to date. Big fucking deal.
As the economy improves and corporate profits increase, we can be up 25% by Christmas. If so, I will personally fly to New Zealand, track Ducati down like the dog that he is, and throw eggs at him. By the way, should MVIS print $6, Ducati will owe "The Fly" 10 bucks. We have an ongoing bet. Further, since I do not accept "internet money," I have requested he send it to one of my readers (loyal fucktards).
As you know, the big winners today were found in the Semi's, Metals and Homebuilders.
Finally, if a shot gun were put to my head, in order to extract one stock pick, I'd say: "sir, shoot me if you must, but before you do, go long MRVL."
NOTE: Be sure to visit this site over the weekend. The one who calls himself "Danny," has promised to produce the best blog post ever, in the history of all the internets. If not, voting will resume, Sunday evening.
Today, in a rage of anger, I went fucking psycho in my office, breaking a monitor and verbally abusing everyone in sight-- thanks to ARWR's plunge.
But, now, I am happy like a rabbit in a carrot factory (I realize there is no such thing, dick), as all of my other positions broke the legs of those who short them.
From MVIS to BBY to CN to MRVL to DNA to HANS to LNN to ALCO to FMCN to EQIX, I banked coin.
Trust me when I tell you, the bears are weak, old and stupid. Plus anyway, they do not have the internal fortitude to stay short, without pissing their pants or shitting the shower.
My point is: for all the hype and talk about the market being extended, the fact is, we are only up 6.5%-- year to date. Big fucking deal.
As the economy improves and corporate profits increase, we can be up 25% by Christmas. If so, I will personally fly to New Zealand, track Ducati down like the dog that he is, and throw eggs at him. By the way, should MVIS print $6, Ducati will owe "The Fly" 10 bucks. We have an ongoing bet. Further, since I do not accept "internet money," I have requested he send it to one of my readers (loyal fucktards).
As you know, the big winners today were found in the Semi's, Metals and Homebuilders.
Finally, if a shot gun were put to my head, in order to extract one stock pick, I'd say: "sir, shoot me if you must, but before you do, go long MRVL."
NOTE: Be sure to visit this site over the weekend. The one who calls himself "Danny," has promised to produce the best blog post ever, in the history of all the internets. If not, voting will resume, Sunday evening.
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