Thursday, June 28, 2007
Goat versus Rabbit
I don't know what the fuck this guy is saying, but it amuses "The Fly."
see dan? this is the guy you want, right here. Tell this guy to fuck off, not me, I provide an actual service here. Janitorial.
you on the other hand have to pay to get pussy 1/10th as good as maria.
and that bitterness makes you post jackass comments in public.
This has not been verified....but still plausible/probable...who cares if it's true...
From a buddy:
"It appears that some people have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A congresswoman is complaining that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that black people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans was that they couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the the obviously racially biased language of the weather report."
I can hear it now:
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'chirren,
yo 'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
Escalade w/ 24s
Range Rover Supercharged
MB G-55 AMG
Everything else is for the ladies including that abomination known as the H2 hummer.
Range Rovers are for yuppie douchebags, not yuppie stock gods.
MB G55 looks like a third reich nazi mobile out of Indiana Jones, but it IS fucking fast so I'll give it that.
Now that I think about it, the Cayenne S turbo owns all.
Fuck SUV's in general. Real men get a truck.
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