Thursday, June 28, 2007
Goat versus Rabbit
I don't know what the fuck this guy is saying, but it amuses "The Fly."
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tim you're stupider than a bag of hammers and as welcome as a ball rash.
see dan? this is the guy you want, right here. Tell this guy to fuck off, not me, I provide an actual service here. Janitorial.
see dan? this is the guy you want, right here. Tell this guy to fuck off, not me, I provide an actual service here. Janitorial.
my site blows? really, i haven't figured that out. oh well.
you on the other hand have to pay to get pussy 1/10th as good as maria.
and that bitterness makes you post jackass comments in public.
ha.
you on the other hand have to pay to get pussy 1/10th as good as maria.
and that bitterness makes you post jackass comments in public.
ha.
There's nobody around for me to vent at, so you're all it.
This has not been verified....but still plausible/probable...who cares if it's true...
From a buddy:
"It appears that some people have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A congresswoman is complaining that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that black people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans was that they couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the the obviously racially biased language of the weather report."
I can hear it now:
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'chirren,
yo 'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
....hypothetically speaking.
This has not been verified....but still plausible/probable...who cares if it's true...
From a buddy:
"It appears that some people have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A congresswoman is complaining that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that black people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans was that they couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the the obviously racially biased language of the weather report."
I can hear it now:
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'chirren,
yo 'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
....hypothetically speaking.
newequity? is this THE REAL newequity???? Man I've heard about you. You're like the resident Warren Jensen of fly's blog.
Good one stockhead, that flapjack you are referring to is ... Sheila Jasson Lee. I know the wrath, I am from Houston. The first part IS true, second part I'm not sure about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee
Danny, as a fellow BMW owner - I call a truce and will no longer bust your balls, which you are man enough to put out here in the public. I say we work together to get Fly to dump his Rexus RX and buy an X5 4.8L.
X5 is a womans vehicle.
Man SUVS:
Escalade w/ 24s
Range Rover Supercharged
MB G-55 AMG
Everything else is for the ladies including that abomination known as the H2 hummer.
Man SUVS:
Escalade w/ 24s
Range Rover Supercharged
MB G-55 AMG
Everything else is for the ladies including that abomination known as the H2 hummer.
Escalade w/24's is for poor gangsta fucks, which is why GM has 0% financing with 6-mos of yo baby mama's food stamps down.
Range Rovers are for yuppie douchebags, not yuppie stock gods.
MB G55 looks like a third reich nazi mobile out of Indiana Jones, but it IS fucking fast so I'll give it that.
Now that I think about it, the Cayenne S turbo owns all.
Range Rovers are for yuppie douchebags, not yuppie stock gods.
MB G55 looks like a third reich nazi mobile out of Indiana Jones, but it IS fucking fast so I'll give it that.
Now that I think about it, the Cayenne S turbo owns all.
Porsche's in general are a poor man's ferrari. A Porsche SUV is a MILF with fake boobs car.
Fuck SUV's in general. Real men get a truck.
Fuck SUV's in general. Real men get a truck.
I'm a Lexus/Rexus man myself, but the M5 touring wagon looks like it would eat any SUV. V10 with 507HP.
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