Fly on WallStreet: Behold, The Golden Bull

I think we may be seeing "elections" for your voodoo doctor....

# posted by

Cruxmonger : 1:00 PM

Broker- Is that "FLY'S" time machine I see for sale on Craigslist.

I'll give you 10 grand for it as is.

# posted by

mrkcbill : 1:00 PM

S&P will test its 200 EMA on Monday, then we will rally.

# posted by

traderx : 1:00 PM

I've just rubbed myself all over the Golden Bull. Praise be.

# posted by

lang : 1:03 PM

Don't fuck with my voddo Doctor, he'll stick a pin in your ear.

# posted by

Broker A : 1:06 PM

Fly,

I have a gay cat. Subsequently my animal "gaydar" is pretty good.

That Golden Bull is very gay.

Hire a new voodoo doctor.

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 1:11 PM

I am curious as to how the fuck the bulls have busted up this long term since 2003 rally like the previous guest on CNBC just said. What the fuck is wrong with these people. They are goddamned morons. We were just at this level maybe 2 weeks ago and now that we re-visit it we have undone a 5 year uptrend? What fuck do people smoke out there? By the way notice its always sleeze balls who come out saying this shit? They have had they balls cut off and shoved down their throat and they claim a full victory in one day? Cock suckers.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:14 PM

Short live the Golden Bull !

# posted by

Bruce : 1:14 PM

DT- thats funny. that picture is a big bowl of wrong.

# posted by

mrkcbill : 1:14 PM

Whoa DT.

easy there.

# posted by

Broker A : 1:14 PM

LOL. Why does anyone bother to read any other financial website (no offense Howard, not that you are gay or anything).

# posted by

Caffeinated : 1:21 PM

OK, I touched the bull. Market appears to be recovering. Thanks, Fly!

# posted by

Unknown : 1:22 PM

It is working.

Print the picture out and throw it at someone.

# posted by

Broker A : 1:23 PM

The gay magical cow has amazingly created a reversal. Zombie will kick you to the curb and start idol worshiping your gay cow.

# posted by

MaggotAtBroad&Wall : 1:24 PM

The bull is making me hungry for Rocky Mountain Oysters with a touch of tabasco.

# posted by

TraderCaddy : 1:41 PM

I fucking am really annoyed of this market. My wife keeps saying "were still up big for the year honey".. and I want to puke. I went 70% cash on Monday, I am still bleeding slowy but surely. I am printing this fucking "gold bull" and pinning it above my desk and will worship along with the other "fucktards" on this board.

# posted by

Sierra Water : 1:44 PM

The "Bull" looks like it was clipped and scanned out of my 3rd grade Sunday school book.

TC- Don't give Harry the Horse any ideas.

# posted by

mrkcbill : 1:47 PM

Apparently, you fuckers don't understand the importance of this bull.

Should the market decline, you have only yourself to blame.

# posted by

Broker A : 1:49 PM

Mrkcbill-I believe its the French that like to eat the entire horse. If Harry the Horse was smart he would retire to a stud farm in Kentucky.

# posted by

TraderCaddy : 1:50 PM

GOLDEN BULL FTW!!!!

# posted by

Richard A. : 1:50 PM

BOOM up 12%. i suck

# posted by

Anon : 1:54 PM

Gap, you buy that UNG yet?

# posted by

Crude Broker : 1:55 PM

My voodoo Dr. saved the market.

You may thank him tonight, over rib eyes.

# posted by

Broker A : 1:56 PM

All hail the golden gay bull!

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 1:57 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! LOL!!!! I would pay for this kind of entertainment. Fly, You have the best site on the internets! Please never leave!

(ROTFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

# posted by

Ragin' Cajun : 1:58 PM

I'm going to Applebee's tonight for Ribeyes and Pancakes.

# posted by

mrkcbill : 2:01 PM

Crude, you still liking EPD and it's numbers this week.

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The shit works! Up .45% on a down day. Hail the Golden Bull!

# posted by

OBTrice : 2:08 PM

I wouldn't declare victory just yet. There's still time for the market to turn your gay cow into gay hamburger.

# posted by

MaggotAtBroad&Wall : 2:09 PM

yeah, you start this idol worshipping shit and the next thing you know there's lightning bolts zapping every which way and old guys in bathrobes are shaking their staffs at you commanding "sell! sell!"

# posted by

Jerome Ball : 2:20 PM

'course, if Charlton Heston does show up, we can probably trust Fly to kick him down the steps of the temple. Must be 103 years old by now.

# posted by

Jerome Ball : 2:24 PM

I understand that the bull is made of Paladium. Must be why SWC is up .10

# posted by

Jeff : 2:28 PM

If MVIS can nudge above 5.20-.21, that would be nice for us "Chart Chompers".

# posted by

Sierra Water : 2:33 PM

I think that a bear might have neutered your bull.

I think that bears name was Bob Barker.

# posted by

KC Equity Trader : 2:33 PM

Brent, just started nibbling again on MVIS, for my parents account.

# posted by

Jeff : 2:37 PM

Behold.

# posted by

Broker A : 2:41 PM

jerome and wood,

Classic.

The "Golden" Bull has been exposed for what it is... a palladium bull.

This is why the rally is so damned choppy and weak.

Fly, get us a real Golden Bull so this thing gets some legs.

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 2:41 PM

SWC rallied as predicted! JJ must have a time machine.

# posted by

nncoco : 2:42 PM

Broker A said...

Behold.

Fucking hilarious....

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 2:44 PM

Due to Catholic elementary and high school, I have learned to ONLY worship false idols. This includes Britney Spears posters, Scientologists, and the occasional poligamist (thanks to that crappy show Big Love).

# posted by

OBTrice : 2:47 PM

Obviosuly, Doug Kass printed out the "Golden Bull."

Why doesn't Cramer tell the world what really is going on?

# posted by

Broker A : 2:47 PM

Even I respect Broker A's gay bull.

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who said the bull was gay? he is surrounding by hoes ready to do his bidding, in all it's auric splendor. And from what I gather, the hoes are top quality.

# posted by

D1 : 2:54 PM

^its

# posted by

D1 : 2:54 PM

Is doug kass trying to cover?

# posted by

Richard A. : 2:55 PM

Danny,

I have a gay cat. That bull is gay.

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 2:57 PM

I've been watching NTDOY since December. Why I haven't bought any, I have no idea.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:00 PM

Those hoes look thick to me. But I guess you gotta have some weight if you're gonna take the Palladium bull.

# posted by

Jeff : 3:00 PM

Screw NTDOY go GME.

# posted by

Richard A. : 3:01 PM

Do you guys think GME is a good buy at current levels? I haven't done much research on it.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:04 PM

A shit ton of video games will be sold between AUG and DEC. so yes its a good buy.

# posted by

Richard A. : 3:08 PM

Crude broker you like natgas down here?

# posted by

Jeff : 3:13 PM

A-hole of the week should go to Angelo Mozilo.

# posted by

KC Equity Trader : 3:13 PM

watch for another dip. Just to shake out the nervous old fuckers with the high blood pressure and the shakes. Then buy with both hands.

# posted by

Harry the Horse : 3:17 PM

Go NYX, go!

# posted by

Justin : 3:28 PM

Try a purple bull

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CRY is bouncing nicely.

# posted by

Jeff : 3:32 PM

agreed horsey harry .. tuesday

is this your theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3yZ1mB8cjc

# posted by

Bruce : 3:37 PM

I'm worshipping BRLC, KNOT, and TCHC here. TCHC reports Mon with pre-announced happynews. Hopefully no false idols there...

# posted by

Jerome Ball : 3:43 PM

The Gay Palladium Bull is a false idol! It must be destroyed!

-DT

# posted by

Dinosaur Trader : 3:46 PM

god is punishing you fuckers for pagan idolotry

# posted by

MaggotAtBroad&Wall : 3:50 PM

tough market ... golden bull retreats ... oatmeal regurgitates ... got any other trix?

# posted by

Bruce : 3:54 PM

It was the publishers of my 3rd grade Sunday School text book.

Copyright infringement-- or was it the Religious Right for obvious reasons that DT has clearly outlined.

# posted by

mrkcbill : 3:56 PM

back in egpyt, all the hoes looked like mario bartiromo. Too thick, but willing to take it.

KC Equity Trader said...

"A-hole of the week should go to Angelo Mozilo."

NO FUCKING SHIT! He ought to be put into a brazen bull. wouldn't that be an ironic way to die for bringing on a tide of bearishness.

# posted by

D1 : 3:56 PM

anyways ... rally monday, wipeout tuesday ... but that should do it till fall

# posted by

Bruce : 3:56 PM

well, crap, at least MVIS stayed calm and respectable. What's bizzare is the indices are lousy but financials aren't that bad. MBI up 5%, wtf? I think financials are tired of being exhausted ;) might well look better next week.

# posted by

Jerome Ball : 3:57 PM

Hey, we can bring up MATH today. It's up. Been two weeks since you said youd update. Anything at all on it? I see you havent sold, but why must you pour salt on us internet leeches. Salt is for ribeyes!

Beautiful call on the MVIS deal being w MOT 1 day before the announcement anyway. You have a goood source with that one. You guessing MOT will take the 20% stake? How about NOK?

# posted by

Unknown : 4:02 PM

cherry just got popped!! I got my first cold call just now!!

"want some bonds?"

"DO I EVER!" I replied.
"really?"

"no, sorry."

# posted by

D1 : 4:04 PM

that fucker was giving me the creeps so maybe good that it's gone

# posted by

Harry the Horse : 4:07 PM

Black Monday ? Last 30 minutes were brutal. Panic selling or sign of things to come ?

# posted by

TheCapitalGame : 4:08 PM

Forget about money. Learn to hunt and gather.

I believe MOT will take down 10%+ of MVIS.

# posted by

Broker A : 4:19 PM

Boone- they really said "bongs."

Pot is worth more than bonds these days anyway.

# posted by

Jeff : 4:41 PM

broker a,

Will MOT taking 10% interest in MVIS bring MVIS stock price up or down? Do you think we should start accumulating MVIS shares again?

Thanks

# posted by

aymon : 5:50 PM

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