Friday, July 27, 2007

 

Closing Comments

Pack your bags, internet fools, we're heading to Romania.

As you know, I was instructed to pull the "Golden Bull," after learning of mysterious put buying, coupled with ridiculous "rapery" by the shorts, thanks in large part to the elimination of the uptick rule.

Our regulators are asking for bloody murder, by allowing short sellers to keep selling and selling, without an uptick. In short, stocks tend to go down a lot faster than up. Some of my "smart friends" have been buying puts, then shorting the underlying security.

I suspect many fucktards throughout the globe are doing the same.

Basically, we are "southern fried" cooked, with the exception of MVIS shareholders. MVIS is my nuclear bomb shelter.

Ok, so here is the doomsday scenario. Should the Yen continue to gain versus the dollar, watch FXY, we're fucked with a sandpaper handle.

With the money I have left, I might spend it on hoes and clothes. Or, I'll take a bite out of RS or MVIS-- whenever my mood changes.

Finally, I made some changes today. I sold out of LZ and bought more MCHX. That cocksucker (MCHX) might be the death of me. It keeps going down and I want to kill it.

Sometimes I wish my stocks would transform into real people, so that I could have their fucking eyebrows punched off.

NOTE: Be sure to visit this weekend. I have 3 guest bloggers, who will battle for the coveted position of "Supreme Weekend Blogger."

Comments:
Fly- you rock

Thanks for the forum.
 
Well fuck it was a hell of a day for me since I only own 5 stocks at this point, NTRI, MVIS, XTO, EMC, NDAQ. I will have you know I was up 1.5% today thanks to MVIS. Yes I have a fuckload compared to my other holdings. One thing I noticed as well as I have been sitting here talking to my hedge fund friend and drinking beer, he is waiting on a new 65" DLP Mitsu to be delivered, is that the downtick rule has fucked us longs. I watched the DOW go from fucking 120 to down 200 in a matter of 10 minutes. I mean come the fuck on. He said his firm is using the fuck out of it right now in their high volume transactions. Anyway enough bullshit I too like the action in MVIS and have been using it like a Money Market account. Should it fuck me then I will join you guys in Romania. For now fuck it.

Crude: I bought some XTO instead, notice they fucking sold it off 2.5% when oil and natty were up 2.5%? Tells me its a good buy on these dips.

What the fuck was up with the golden bull?
 
I'm going to go get wasted.

MVIS+
 
Sorry, but with all dues respect fuckers, I disagree. What goddamn difference does an uptick rule make? Seriously. If equities represent value they'll get lifted. Otherwise, they'll get fucking sold. Plain and simple. This no uptick is another excuse, along with subprime woes, high oil, global warming, etc. to explain a selloff. Get a grip, people. We corrected from all time highs. That's normal. Now I'm going to get a drink.
 
Boone is going down, unless he pulls some fucking video out of his a-hole. I can't compete with that garbage.

CNL is one smart guy, and I don't know if I can take him.

So, look for a battle royale between myself and Boone, with CNL most likely grabbing the coveted position easily, while making us look like uneducated fucktards.
 
gap do you have a feel for natty here? ung?
 
Any body wanna bet how long it takes Danny to get his first post up? I'm guessing he gets it up by Sunday evening...
 
Gapping, you have 58.59375% of your portfolio in MVIS?
 
Harry--

Naturally, you are wrong.

Don't be so naive to think there is no such thing as manipulation.

While it's true, if stocks need to be sold, they will go down, no matter what. It's also true, in order to prevent outright manipulation, the uptick rule must be enforced.
 
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Bring your A game woodshedder. Danny is a good weekend janitor but you are rested and will take no prisoners. CNL will be effectively be a no show, he is untested and will crumble under the pressure.

Godspeed
 
^drinking
 
I may have to cancel my drinking plans tonight, in order to get a leg up.

Wait, Boone is young and popular. So he is sure to go out tonight and booze it up, maybe even get lucky.

I think I want the match to be fair. Therefore, I will get drunk and hit on my wife, before I start on my first post.
 
Damn M, it took you 4 times to get that right! lmao....
 
And it's still fucked. I hat that.
 
Broker,

Please elaborate. Who is doing the manipulating? Don't the big Wall Street boys who play this game better than anyone have an interest in seeing stocks go UP not DOWN? Don't they bank a shitload more money in bull markets?
 
Harry,

These folks are playing with large enough money on both sides of the trade that they want them going down then up. Then down then up. A fairly straight line is nice for the regular joe, but folks trying to make billions into trillions need action both directions.
 
Wood,

"I will get drunk and hit on my wife before I start my first post."

Awesome.

Anyway, I can't believe I hired a weekend blogger for the weekend that there's gonna be this huge "blog off" over at the Fly...

Perhaps I will instruct him to come over here and mix it up with you bitches to create a little havoc.

-DT
 
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Harry-

While most people are avid buyers and sellers, there is a select group of people who do nothing but drill stocks lower.

I don't want to get into a drawn out debate about it. However, my point is simple: Keep the markets orderly, reinstate the uptick rule.
 
Then why not have buying only on a downtick rule?

I don't see the difference ... rules is rules .. play by the rules, no matter what they are, adjust your game plan to the current set of rules .. if you are in a position to change them, then good luck, if not, suck it up & quit your whining. pussy.
 
anyways, monday we go up to suck in the bottom fishers/bottom callers & then we get our head handed to us Tuesday ... thats when you buy ... buy the vacuum on Tuesday. There will be some event or news item that will trigger the last selloff of this current downtrade ... Buy that fucker.
 
Broker, was LZ sale just a better redeploy for you? How bad should I want out, since I was disappointed on result but didn't catch there was pending doom for the name beyond market selling. Thanks.
 
Caff--

Raising money.

Bruce--

Leave me to my conspiracy theories, it makes me feel better. Plus, I'm right. You're just to simple to understand it.

Also, on your way to Romania, I hope a goat bites your finger nails off.
 
Broker,
Any thoughts on buying a couple bottles of CSCO before earnings?
 
you're right, drinking takes precedence, but be forewarned, the cinema verite will be stunning.

Except breaking all rules of genre it will be animated, and insane. there will be no stock pick, so be disappointed now. But it is about a bear named "Stearns."

Seriously.

If I am even coming close by 11, I am getting some. Sorry.

But if by 1030 nothing--I will forego getting blacked out to come home to stare at a complicated computer screen filled with bears.
 
I look forward to Romania . I've spent some time in eastern europe & I liked it a lot. See y'all there. I gots to brush up on my huntering & gathering skills.
 
hey Brokeass, I havent heard you talking about how much you were up for the day and YTD? I bet you were down only .01% for the day and still up 40% for the year right? lol
 
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Channeling the Fly: MMX - go fuck a can of Alpo before I send my trader/servant over to your mobile home to tweeze your pubes off.
 
shedder-

Thanks for the vote of confidence. Looks like my post will be done by tomorrow afternoon.

CNL
 
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