Friday, July 20, 2007
Here We GO
I've completed every market moving ritual, from coffee to oatmeal to time machines to throwing spare pavers at my trader/servant.
In short, I want to buy LZ, NTRI, MVIS, HANS and MCHX on this dip.
FMCN has momentum, and should be bought too.
Off to meet with my voodoo Doctor.
UPDATE: As pointed out by one of you (internet homeless men), my time machine was set for Monday. Sorry for the confusion.
Else, I'll have my voodoo Doctor sacrifice a goat, in order to give you leg cramps.
This, of course, is different from a fuckfacetard, aka "people who think the market go down and apparently must suffer from down syndrome, as that is the only possible way to explain shorting." I feel sorry for anyone really afflicted with that disease, not the shorts.
Resume buying everything, twice, and with both hands. May the buffalo compel you.
One day, someday, GS will be up again, and I will eat two double-doubles from In-n-Out to celebrate.
I think it would be cool if you did an old school TA video, a la Alpha Trends, except you had some hand drawn charts up on a fucking easel, and like a highlighter and ink pens scribbling all over them.
Danny, Do you still have all the passwords?
Would you please leave your family, drop all your friends, and keep us entertained 7 days/week? I can't tell you how many weekends I've spent sitting in front of the computer, saying a little prayer as I hit the refresh button. At least give Danny the keys this weekend. He may be a lazy fuck, but he's entertaining when he gets around to posting.
shed - I like the idea. I want to incorporate an abacus, the funniest of ye olde learning tools. Speaking of abacus', look at this psycho, using an imaginary abacus. Where else but in Japan.
I also want to make a video to send into CNBC spoofing those commercials.
"I need to feel connected, I need an online broker I can trust, one who respects the little guy.
Scene cut to man on imaginary trading floor complete with ugly women........100 SHARES OF SAD!
you know the one I'm talking about, god it's awful.
Crude be good netizen and be mindful of guys like me who still use aol dialup.
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