Saturday, July 07, 2007
I'm BACK! No more weekends beside yourself with confusion, no more filling the void between market close friday and market open monday with a turpentine nap--I am here to guide you, and hopefully, upset you. I'm going for morally, and emotionally. I moved, that was then, and I have Internet now. And boy have I missed the Internets--as they have missed me.
I know there are a lot of new readers, so I'll introduce myself. I am Danny, the illustrious weekend janitor. Scores of men have tried to usurp my throne and none have succeeded. I am like Alexander the great, but three decibels more charming. I am a NASA-certified "rightist," because the vast majority of what I say ends up being correct. It's not my fault, it's historical precedence.
That stuff aside, I am not as proud of this video as I am the HANS one. I kinda consider this an interim video, for the next great one. It's not bad, but it's not nearly as great--and certainly a little more random.
Regarding the miscellaneous skits at the end, the point of them is, Apple's iPhone is a disruptive force. It is a scarce resource in the immediate term, but also in the longer term. It's old news--the iPhone is a status symbol that many will turn to for their next, fancier, ipod. I mean phone. The second skit shows how new technology forces companies to change. The way the phone will be upgraded via downloadable updates, like my mac, is awesome. This is going to make iphones as customizable as computers. That's fucking sweet. So enjoy the video. I had to cut the last 10 seconds of it to make it fit in shitty youtube. Nothing important happans.
Sorry for the rant-like nature of some of it, I am not going for a suck my naswad here, but just remember the sophomoric nature of this attempt and look forward to the next one, which will indeed be epic. Oh, and just to cover all my bases, I am aware a significant majority, if not entirety of this video isn't about stocks, per se, but I can tell you anecdotally more than 15% of people I know want an iPhone. So take it for its entertainment value and go fridge yourself, fatso.
PS: I am posting a stock based somethin-ruther later this weekend. Hope you had a good fourth, I did, and it is with much 'merican gusto, I heartily proclaim: Go USA. And reader, I downgrade your portfolio to neutral from market accumulate.
Great work on the video, I agree with you 100% on your price target.
I played with my friends iPhone, and the thing is simply amazing!
The stock is easily headed to $200 by year end.
If RIMM can bust through $200 with no problem, think about what APPL will do!
I'm an idiot for selling aapl when I did. I will look to get long again on a pull back.
By the way, the only thing that would make your videos better are more chicks. I like your rants.
An observation~ First video, interaction with the ladies. Second video, filming of gay guys. Pink tie guy and hat/tank top guy.
Theory~Your camera man is secretly gay.
A couple of things... You need to work on your set-- that lighting looked like amateur porn-- How about a little schtick maybe a mop and bucket. Some call words like "HELLOO"
or "HEY NOW". Just kiddin-- Keep up the good work!
I'm not a big Cell phone guy. I despise having to do anything with it, besides syncing names and talking on it.
At&T has an exclusive 5 year contract with Apple, it has a PE of 21 and a yeld of 3.5%.
I have had my iPhine for a week now, and I can say that the hardware design and interface are perfect. The software and network speeds can only improve from here. This product is a total game changer.
thanks for the compliments on the video.
The next video will have more bitches, you guys are right, all my videos need em.
Speaking of billy, I'm glad I got my cable in time to watch entourage.
Oh yeah, my camera light broke, thus the porn theatre.
Your fucking name should always be capitalized.
Sorry, shit like that irks "The Fly" and causes his "calculator brain" to overheat.
I will now watch the video.
I still think you should get into this gig full time. You're a natural. Enough off the ass kissing. You're right, add some Bodacious breas'si'siss bouncing off Baaa Baa Booyies Head and we have Oscar worthy material. You should get one of those hidden hat cams and bring it into PB Bar and Grill and we could watch you "catch and release" bitches.
Cheesefries-Too busy at the tournament to catch the US Womans Open up the road. My son played with Brittney Lincicome at a Four ball two years ago at Caves Valley and has played a number of times with In Bee Park and has known her caddy for years.
I like the idea about setting up a cam. But I don't think you people want to see that.
I need to finda good camera dude. If my friends could just adjust a damn exposure and not be so lazy.
If I can get tits on film though, bottom line, they are going in.
This is a pretty decent docu. SuperSize Me of the credit card industry.
Other than that, stick to stock picking DANNY.
Here is exactly what I think about that:
I find your comment shallow and pedantic, not unlike the meatloaf.
Thanks! just showed my pops. Have you been to Tot Hill farm? Check out midsouth and midpines. The pinecrest inn is my favorite. Scotty has served me many a Bass/Guinness.
nice job on the vid; you've got some talent there, little man
"I'll give the vid a C+ for content, an A- for effort, and a B-triple-minus overall. Which leaves plenty of room for an upside surprise which I hope will be forthcoming. I don't even think Howard is perspiring. If Howard was really sweating, you'd see him pull out all the stops and have Lindsay living up to the name tease title they use.
Other than that, stick to stock picking DANNY."
there was nothing constructive, nor really critical in that piece.
FUCK YOU and your lame retort.
I'm glad I don't have to cater to scum like that anymore.
My guess is if you did more of your favorite word, you wouldn't have to abuse its editorial affect so often
just a guess
you suck - the video sucks ... and
quite frankly ... you just plain suck. you deserve to get fired - with napalm ...
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