Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Important Matter of Rib Eye Steaks at Outback Steakhouse
Normally, I'd rather be found dead outside of Palm, than alive inside an Outback. However, I was feeling kind of proletariat, considering the market had been executed by a few "sub-prime lenders."
After arriving at this jerk off steakhouse, the fuckers seated me near the bathroom. Being irritated, I decided to ignore my "shit filled" surroundings and focus on the "cuisine." After all, I was with my family.
The waitress came over and took my order. I ordered some seared Ahi tuna for an appetizer, and a fucking rib eye steak for my entree.
To my surprise, the seared tuna wasn't half bad, despite the bullshit sauces that came with it.
So, I'm sitting there, sipping on my coke, waiting for my God damned rib eye. In the meantime, my kids are going banana's, throwing crayons at the fuckers next to me.
To make a long story short, those asshats served me a well done rib eye. I had asked for it to be cooked medium rare. How else should steak be cooked?
I told the manager: "I'd rather eat microwaved meat loaf, than battle this fucker into my stomach." (true story)
He graciously accepted my crude behavior and told me he'd send over a properly cooked rib eye, to my table-- in short order.
Well, you know how the story ends.
I sat in a filthy booth and waited for another 45 motherfucking minutes, while my kids were busy throwing their shoes around the table, for a flimsy, poorly cooked, 1 inch rib eye. Can you believe it? 1 inch.
As you know, "The Fly" was not pleased with this rib eye and made sure the manager was well aware of his inadequate "cuisine." Trust me, I'm fucked up like that.
Needless to say, I left a paltry 12% tip.
Those guys fucking suck goat balls.
NOTE: Sucking goat balls is worse than moose balls.
I'll make you a deal.
I have another weekend blogger coming up this week.
However, after he is gone, I'll hire you for weekend blogging.
My only request is that you stop fucking spamming my posts.
Despite NTRI's drop (which is a minor position) I was up 4.5% today.
How much were you up?
I'm an equal opportunity employer, who pays the ancient Roman minimum wage.
That SWC shit better make me money, else I will melt your blog to a cinder.
Pete Nijghdfhe is a fucktard. Ignorance at its best.
Just in case you fuckers think I had a bad day:
THE FLY WAS UP 4.5% TODAY, AS HIS BIGGEST POSITION, MVIS, SOARED TO A NEW HIGH.HIS YTD GAINS STAND AT 36%.
That is all.
You guys seriously need to get laid. Get a fucking life, or slit your wrists and make everybody breathe easier.
MVIS kept be above water, but nothing like 4.5% on this shit day
Kids throwing crayons and shoes; chip off the old block.
That SWC thing will make you money. But you need to do your own DD. Don't listen to me. Start with reading everything on my blog.
There has already been converts who was absolutely convinced by me, see this guy who left a comment on my blog. And see his own posting on his own blog.
BTW I enjoy reading your blog and has added link on my blog.
I truely believe SWC can bring in 20 folds in next several years, as long as one has the patience to hold. It produces a precious metal that is extremely bullish.
Every one has a bad day once in a while. It's important to keep a cool head.
Results may vary.
There you go spamming again.
Don't you get it? I will fucking kill your website, then spit on its cyber grave.
That nearly choked me to death.
Speaking of restaurants, can you suggest a good one in your area? I have a double 50th birthday party to go to this weekend for my aunt and uncle on SI and I want to send them out for a nice dinner.
No OSI... what were you thinking?
But the best part is they have those very innovative bottles of wine with twist off caps.
When your paying $17.95 for a ribeye what expectation could you have. How was the Asum blossum?
NTRI that stock is like betting on the NBA. I might just bet on the Royals tonight.
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