Saturday, July 28, 2007
Non Sequitur
Well, Cagin's got a "hot girlfriend," Woodshed has a "wife," and yet, it seems everyone has opted for a late-night post off. What gives? You boys should be slamming the vertical taco, not posting on a blog Friday night after midnight. But then again, I'm bitter because I had to create stunning visuals for you guys, instead of hanging out with this girl I've been talking to. So it goes, as my dead friend Vonnegut says.
Typically, when I get a text after midnight, and it's from some drunken girl, who all of a sudden wants to "hang out" at 1:45 am. After that, I pause (haste makes waste), gauge the reality of the situation (hot?), then, rejoice in what will either be a booty call, or some heinous drunken advantage involving cunning, a portion of malice, and a dash of "don't cockblock me, obese roommate." At the very minimum it makes for a good tale the next day. I got texted last night, but I couldn't capitalize, not for any other reason than because I was like "fuck it--the internets need me."
What did I do last night? Well it sure as shit wasn't my usual antics on a Friday night. I made this video. It took a long as time to make, despite it's short length. It's a story, jerk-faces--enjoy it. It's about us all. The meat and bones come tomorrow, I hope this intro sets the stage for the tale. Come to think of it, it doesn't explain the plot at all. It's sort of a head nod, vaguely, to John from Cincinnati, what with fly's arrival out of nowhere but the recesses of the shaolin isle.
The movie will show how loose lending caused Stearns the lovable bear to be fucked in the ass by ducati, a dark lord, intent on blaspheming all animals in the ass, using some gypsy bullshit to melt global equities with one gay tip of his satin beret. Oh--and that palladium faggot JJ. He gets the first scene. Can't forget that wunderkind.
Update: I tried to load this practically all night so you guys could download it full quality (BIG difference) via zshare, but the file never took. Youtube has terrible quality and kills it, so I am gonna try and fix that, but it's all I could do.
download the fucker, higher quality
Typically, when I get a text after midnight, and it's from some drunken girl, who all of a sudden wants to "hang out" at 1:45 am. After that, I pause (haste makes waste), gauge the reality of the situation (hot?), then, rejoice in what will either be a booty call, or some heinous drunken advantage involving cunning, a portion of malice, and a dash of "don't cockblock me, obese roommate." At the very minimum it makes for a good tale the next day. I got texted last night, but I couldn't capitalize, not for any other reason than because I was like "fuck it--the internets need me."
What did I do last night? Well it sure as shit wasn't my usual antics on a Friday night. I made this video. It took a long as time to make, despite it's short length. It's a story, jerk-faces--enjoy it. It's about us all. The meat and bones come tomorrow, I hope this intro sets the stage for the tale. Come to think of it, it doesn't explain the plot at all. It's sort of a head nod, vaguely, to John from Cincinnati, what with fly's arrival out of nowhere but the recesses of the shaolin isle.
The movie will show how loose lending caused Stearns the lovable bear to be fucked in the ass by ducati, a dark lord, intent on blaspheming all animals in the ass, using some gypsy bullshit to melt global equities with one gay tip of his satin beret. Oh--and that palladium faggot JJ. He gets the first scene. Can't forget that wunderkind.
Update: I tried to load this practically all night so you guys could download it full quality (BIG difference) via zshare, but the file never took. Youtube has terrible quality and kills it, so I am gonna try and fix that, but it's all I could do.
download the fucker, higher quality
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Danny- Good video-
I saw this link last night:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGelfTwJWPI
"Oh Yea I'm fine - Im fine"
I saw this link last night:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGelfTwJWPI
"Oh Yea I'm fine - Im fine"
Goddamit Boone. That is some sexy intro. Fuck. I'm going to have to hire a babysitter and get busy or you and Ragin' are going to punk me, even before I get warmed up.
I think we have a winner.
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PS -- forget about this trading crap. HBO's up in the fifties somewhere. Bring this as your portfolio.
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PS -- forget about this trading crap. HBO's up in the fifties somewhere. Bring this as your portfolio.
if the qaulity wasn't so fucked, you could see that the dunkin cup turns into a starbucks cup, but I forgot to add the soundeffect I wanted to cue the audience to the switch.
there is no doubt that this weekend janitorial has gayed my life. I woke up and girls were here already, drinking in my kitchen, wanting to go to the beach. I am sitting in my room, playing with toys. Basically, I hate all of you.
Boone- you've got the rest of your life to get pussy. You've only got one chance to win the Supreme Weekend Blogger award.
good job. that must have taken a long time, even without the pc locking up (hate when that happens).
broker A ...
the quality of your blog is starting to suck ... but then again - what should one expect for free. /// lets see - big toothed coons ? what-the-fuck-ever! vertical tacos? jeese ?
i vote to not read your fucking blog for a couple of days ... since the weekend posts are starting to suck.
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the quality of your blog is starting to suck ... but then again - what should one expect for free. /// lets see - big toothed coons ? what-the-fuck-ever! vertical tacos? jeese ?
i vote to not read your fucking blog for a couple of days ... since the weekend posts are starting to suck.
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