Friday, July 27, 2007
Vodoo Doctor is Here to Help
As you know, "Broker A," formerly known as "The Fly," retains the services of a voodoo Doctor, just in case people need a good neck pain or for severe market down turns.
Recently, "Broker A's" oatmeal consumption has led to precipitous declines in the major indices. Conveniently, the fuckers from CNBC exclude this fact, when explaining why the market is eating balls.
As we speak, the voodoo Doctor is sticking pins and needles in gay ass looking dolls and requests I post a picture, which will be posted within 15 minutes.
He promises, if done correctly, the market will "power surge" (his words, not mine) almost immediately.
Developing...
Recently, "Broker A's" oatmeal consumption has led to precipitous declines in the major indices. Conveniently, the fuckers from CNBC exclude this fact, when explaining why the market is eating balls.
As we speak, the voodoo Doctor is sticking pins and needles in gay ass looking dolls and requests I post a picture, which will be posted within 15 minutes.
He promises, if done correctly, the market will "power surge" (his words, not mine) almost immediately.
Developing...
