Monday, August 13, 2007

 

Cat 2-5 'Cane of Death' to Hit Florida--Short Term

Little do you know, "The Fly" trades hurricanes like a "weather room magician." I have all sorts of satellite imagery in my office, with sophisticated models-- showing where these fucking hurricanes will hit and why.

From what I understand, the tropical depression fiddling around in the Atlantic is going to "get its swirl on," within a few short days. Moreover, that son of a cunt will flatten your house, providing you are dumb enough to live down south, as if it were made of pancakes.

Upon confirmation from my people, that the "Cane of Death" will strike, immediately, I will buy some UNG, NGAS, BEXP, NGS, GMXR, FUEL, GGR, TXCO, BXC, GSX, BDCO and ALJ to get started; then I'll call some friends in Florida and tell them to head north.

In short, playing the "hurricane game" from the luxury of a dry office in NYC is fun, but tedious. Mother Nature is not as predictable as Mother Market, obviously.

Developing...

Comments:
ABIX
 
WTF is abix?
 
Abatix Environmental Corp.
 
^probably a horrible stock, but why even check.

Broker, you touched on an interesting issue--weather. It IS more predictable than the stock market.

Which is why I would like to invite you all (readers, not fly) to be the first investors in my new weather-quided quant fund. The leverage will be huge, and as logic would certainly dictate, the returns innumerably large. Whaddya say?
 
**typo** weather-guided

note, if you get a prospectus with a typo, it means they are so sure the returns will be solid, they could give a fuck how you feel about the spelling.
 
and here, "they" is "me," you guys have my paypal address.
 
Sounds great.

I'm guessing the 'quant fund' will conjure up all sorts of 'sophisticated' mathematical calculations, based upon cloud color and el nino, la nina, Sahara dust formations.

Should do great, until it doesn't.
 
Danny--you need a better sales pitch, more sizzle and throw in some mystery shrouded in secrecy like these guys:

http://www.deltasociety.com/
 
Danny...

Before you post a close up please clean under your finger nails.

No offense.
 
And shave.
 
I leave for Florida Wednesday Morning. What a great time to plan a vacation!
 
Danny...

Go fuck a can of Red Bull.
 
Danny said...

^probably a horrible stock, but why even check.


Fuck Nugget.
 
As we speak Danny Boy is checking to see if indeed he had shitty nails.
 
12 rounds are you metrosexual?
 
the antithesis of danny
 
WTF is that supposed to mean.

Since when is it ok to have ass shavings lodged in your finger nails?

Careful RC I like you.
 
WTF are we talking about here?

Danny could have a beard made of shit for all I care.
 
Oh for fucks sake.
 
...zzzzzZZZZZZ
 
Do beards made from shit offend you?
 
He does have a beard made of shit.

That is why he keeps it long.

It's a Flavor saver.

So he can remember how ass tastes later.
 
Anyway...

My point is Danny pissed me off because of his stupid fucking comment.

I have never said anything about any of his crap (even though I mostly enjoyed it)

I guess I'm being a little sensitive this evening.

Fuck off.
 
Not as sensitive as Woodshedder.

Refresh the page and laugh.
 
Ah! The lull before the storm - and the nervous little twitters are throwing nonsense back and forth -

Collect yourself guys - things are about to get fast and furious - can you imagine - as an aside - that OED is on Friday and some are going to try and "pin" stocks at probably higher prices to protect their option profits and losses - plus shit is going to hit the fan maybe and maybe it will be more than in your fingernails.

The key word for this time to the 23rd of August is DISCIPLINE - and of course the ability to duck when the shit starts to fly - lots of folks going broke in the next few weeks.

Don't gamble - tight stops - if you miss a dip - don't worry - you'll have plenty of time to let the knife fall past you and catch the dip lower - I got to quit bullshitting here - it's past my bed time and my warm milk and cookies are getting cold

Good luck on the other side!

Apple looks good at 150 if it goes down to let's say 120 is it cheap or is it been reevaluated "Mark to Market"

god, what bullshit!
 
Road:

Care to weekend blog?

Apparently you know English.
 
I love you man.
 
Danny is playing World of Warcraft right now.
 
Great idea!!
 
dude, big wow. 12 rounds, you need to be cut off after 3. I am not going to insult you, now, because your shit was gay to the point that goading you would = more gay and it's already off the charts.

"Danny could have a beard made of shit for all I care."

LMFAO.

Reminding me, 12, that my beard has done more in its short life than you'll do in your entire.
 
I am about to go to the bar with 3 girls, waiting for them currently. My old rooommate, + 2 friends, 1 of which I already handled, and she's visiting from LA, with no place to stay. That's what she said to me, even though amy thinks shes sleeping at her house. Translation, I know what I'll be doing tonight with my glorious beard, you assplunger
 
annnnnnd fin.
 
I love you man.

Even if I did not understand a fucking thing you said.

Go WOW and ERTS.

Oh and Funcom

AND JEBUS TOO!

And while I'm at it Tiger Woods and Barry Bonds.
 
Your beard will be up a fecal Distributary without visible means of propulsion.
 
BTW

Don't call me Dude.

Ass nugget.
 
ok, is brocephalitis cool?
 
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Up until now Daddy has been fine my son.
 
Thanks for the offer - if it was an offer. I'm too old and unreliable
I'm retired especially from performance criticism. I suggest what Barry Ritholtz does - open up a weekend Linkfest - except I would advise my posters - discuss what this is all about as opposed to their anal, penile and pubescent attitudes to their compadres. It's not that
it is bothersome just unnecessary noise - and a fear that "you are who you are with" will drive good comments away - these are serious times - it's hard to think with your hand down your pants while your head is up your ass - you could lose a fortune.

On the Road, going on 65, and 11 years on the road - life without design - as for Jim Rogers (aka
"Jimmy" Rogers) He has always been a bright man - his scorecard - cash flow...and George Soros - I'm fairly liberal and he is too liberal for me.
 
12 rounds is quite the douche.
 
Road--

I didn't know you were over 471/2.
 
Ban the old fucker. On second thought he might have a heart attack.
 
One weekend of OTR telling about his life trading from an RV might be very interesting.
 
Actually, I live in a Horse Trailer called a live-in-Quarters horse trailer with all of the modern amenities - like an RV. I travel with 2 horses, 2 Bicycles (on and off road) as for a heart attack - well - not-so-far - I just bought December puts on the Q's - maybe more later -

then a conversion to QID - maybe
I'm currently in NYC living on the Hog. Balthazar, Peter Luger's and a few of my other favorite - Ti, Indian and other american food
places unknown but great. Don't cry for me.

I came here to be nearer the action (and my children) - I'll be going back to the Southwest on the 27th - Full Moon ...called living without design.
 
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