Fly on WallStreet

Is the commercial real estate market next? Will the hammer of death drop on BXP and VNO too?

Short answer: Only God and Cramer knows. Therefore, I've decided to forget about "calculator brains" and "time machines" and start taking losses, like a fucking man.

Trust me when I say: Mother market broke my jaw and sternum today.

As I said before, I'm in survival mode now. Funny how shit happens. Just two weeks ago, I was sitting back, printing money. Now, I am ducking grenades and getting into knife fights with these bears.

They're everywhere. I'm surrounded.

My optimistic plans of "banking coin" or drinking "rich man's whiskey" have been postponed. "The Fly's" wings have been clipped.

Don't let this downturn crush you. Understand the worst case scenario, which is the unraveling of the Yen carry trade, coupled with a major U.S. bank going insolvent. If the Fed doesn't act quickly, all hell may break loose, effectively enabling a few thousand points to be "shaved" off the DOW.

The brokers are forced to sell paper, where there is no market. As a result, they are being raped.

Finally, unfortunately, I will be away for half of next week, on vacation. I would like to cancel my trip and man the "turret," but my kids are looking forward to it. While on the road, I will be calling my fucking trader, making sure he gets good prints.

As for you, Woodshedder and Danny will entertain (guest blog)-- and show funny looking charts.

NOTE: The only stock not subject to sale is MVIS. All bets are off for everything else.