Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Closing Comments
Fuck you shorts, with your comb over, old, wrinkly heads. I'll have you know, "The Fly" was kicking old men down empty elevator shafts today, as his portfolio jumped by 3.7%.
Within my holdings, NTRI, GME, NEU, RIMM, CN, AAPL, FXI, VMI and MVIS performed best. Additionally, I feel both iiG and LNN are the "cheapest" of my holdings, with significant upside potential.
Naturally, most bears didn't see this rally coming, as their small "low IQ" brains were unable to see past armageddon (As you know, "The Fly's" IQ is 155). Try to keep in mind, in general, short sellers are mentally ill, who are unable to discern the difference between a chart from a fart. Meaning: No matter what their fucking charts look like, they always see the worst case scenario, pointing to "possible tops" or "obvious break downs."
Asshat!
Basically, today's rally erased yesterday's decline, effectively causing "The Fly's" blood pressure to hit an all-time high.
Just yesterday, I was throwing wooden chairs at my trader/servant. Today, I let him take a lunch break.
As for tomorrow, I suspect the market will continue to melt the shorts, like candles, amidst a fury of short covering.
Long term, there are still many things that can and will go wrong. Until then, enjoy the rally and fuck the shorts.
NOTE: Fat Mountain bitches lose it all.
Within my holdings, NTRI, GME, NEU, RIMM, CN, AAPL, FXI, VMI and MVIS performed best. Additionally, I feel both iiG and LNN are the "cheapest" of my holdings, with significant upside potential.
Naturally, most bears didn't see this rally coming, as their small "low IQ" brains were unable to see past armageddon (As you know, "The Fly's" IQ is 155). Try to keep in mind, in general, short sellers are mentally ill, who are unable to discern the difference between a chart from a fart. Meaning: No matter what their fucking charts look like, they always see the worst case scenario, pointing to "possible tops" or "obvious break downs."
Asshat!
Basically, today's rally erased yesterday's decline, effectively causing "The Fly's" blood pressure to hit an all-time high.
Just yesterday, I was throwing wooden chairs at my trader/servant. Today, I let him take a lunch break.
As for tomorrow, I suspect the market will continue to melt the shorts, like candles, amidst a fury of short covering.
Long term, there are still many things that can and will go wrong. Until then, enjoy the rally and fuck the shorts.
NOTE: Fat Mountain bitches lose it all.
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"Long term, there are still many things that can and will go wrong."
Brilliant analysis, thanks.
Brilliant analysis, thanks.
# posted by 
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: 4:26 PM
condor, perhaps you read incorrectly:
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You know, Coldwater Creek trick-fux their own customers with things like "negative checkoffs" for unrequested (and usually undisclosed) "travel clubs" and schite like that.
My wife bought something from those sleazy bastids and some fuckticious $150+ charge showed up on our credit card bill, courtesy of their "customer service personnel."
Short them unto death.
My wife bought something from those sleazy bastids and some fuckticious $150+ charge showed up on our credit card bill, courtesy of their "customer service personnel."
Short them unto death.
Guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight.
Jake, I have an apartment for rent if you need a place to stay for awhile.
Jake, I have an apartment for rent if you need a place to stay for awhile.
# posted by : 5:14 PM
: 5:14 PM
Dimwit, "fat mountain bitches" refers to the Coldwater Creek rag sellers themselves.
Geezus, no wonder you're always half a week behind everyone else. Those farking ESL classes never took!
Geezus, no wonder you're always half a week behind everyone else. Those farking ESL classes never took!
Above post is in reference to NoEquity, not Purty White Flowerin' Tree man.
Purty White Flowerin' Tree at Least in Early Spring Man:
Does your apartment have sufficiently lengthy and dangerous steel fire escapage down upon which I can toss gristly and endentured white-haired ashram dwellers?
Purty White Flowerin' Tree at Least in Early Spring Man:
Does your apartment have sufficiently lengthy and dangerous steel fire escapage down upon which I can toss gristly and endentured white-haired ashram dwellers?
Actually, you are wrong. Fly has referred to the people that wear their god awful looking clothes as fat mountain bitches. But it's okay, it's good to know your wife wears those clothes.
sorry jake, and I am not agreeing with neweq because he is the lord of the gays, but fly is in fact referring to the women so obese, so unattractive, that when the test the waters by waddling their fat wasitlines through our fair cities, they head to the only safe haven for them that doesn't sell fast food--CWTR. And once they're there, they buy pants in pastel colors with elastic waists.
Let's switch from your English as a second language problems to Logic 101, dimtard.
Obviously, I was commenting on the post to which this comment section was attached.
The post to which this comment section was attached contained the comment "Fat Mountain Bitches Lose it All."
That quote was also a link.
That link led to a story about the deceitful Coldwater Creek company losing money.
Therefore, "Fat Mountain Bitches" = Coldwater Creek, Dimtard.
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Now if you want to introduce extraneous non-indicated facts into the conversation, I've got a few of my own.
Like that she was buying something for my kid.
And that she returned the drape rag immediately.
Now, go fuck an elderly goat with bladder problems.
Obviously, I was commenting on the post to which this comment section was attached.
The post to which this comment section was attached contained the comment "Fat Mountain Bitches Lose it All."
That quote was also a link.
That link led to a story about the deceitful Coldwater Creek company losing money.
Therefore, "Fat Mountain Bitches" = Coldwater Creek, Dimtard.
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Now if you want to introduce extraneous non-indicated facts into the conversation, I've got a few of my own.
Like that she was buying something for my kid.
And that she returned the drape rag immediately.
Now, go fuck an elderly goat with bladder problems.
Danny -- important news.
It was a catalogue purchase (which I thought I had indicated w. the "negative checkoff" orignal comment). My wife is the reason everyone gets 250 catalogues a day starting about August 15th. Catalogue crack purveyors are seeking cash flow fountains like my wife.
If they have a Nutrisystem for that shit, I'm all over it.
It was a catalogue purchase (which I thought I had indicated w. the "negative checkoff" orignal comment). My wife is the reason everyone gets 250 catalogues a day starting about August 15th. Catalogue crack purveyors are seeking cash flow fountains like my wife.
If they have a Nutrisystem for that shit, I'm all over it.
Boy, you are really trying hard to defend your position here. Must have struck a sensitive nerve somewhere. Just admit you got caught admitting your wife is fat and has bad taste and move on, haha. FYI, you can still purchase fat people clothes from a catalogue.
Nutria-Salad Muncher--
If poverty stricken dimtard No Equity is at the vanguard of your army, I will be sending my goats over to fuck you out of your pocket change with carefully applied tiny horned carresses.
Talk about the dull-witted point of the spear.
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Yes, No Equity, you're rapier-like wit and tendency toward ham handed repetition has me spinning in increasingly smaller circles.
Whatever shall I do?
If poverty stricken dimtard No Equity is at the vanguard of your army, I will be sending my goats over to fuck you out of your pocket change with carefully applied tiny horned carresses.
Talk about the dull-witted point of the spear.
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Yes, No Equity, you're rapier-like wit and tendency toward ham handed repetition has me spinning in increasingly smaller circles.
Whatever shall I do?
Mike, you are a proven brain damaged fucktard. I don't wonder that you'd side with a fellow marrow-for-brains.
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That said, I owe that bonehead, No Equity, an apology, sort of. I came home tonight eager to share the schadenreude with the missus.
You'll be happy to know Coldwater Creek, those thieving bastages, shat their earnings today, I sez.
(Quizzical look) So?
So? Aren't they the bastages that tried to rip us off with that negative checkoff "travel package??" I sez.
No, stunad, that was "The Company Store!" -- you keep blaming Coldwater Creek for that.
Aaaaaaaaaaand scene!
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So it turns out I've been blaming the wrong shitty catalogue company for two years now. No doubt, this has led to the sharp drop off in their brand equity.
Oops!
My apologies to Coldwater Creek and fucktard No Equity.
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That said, I owe that bonehead, No Equity, an apology, sort of. I came home tonight eager to share the schadenreude with the missus.
You'll be happy to know Coldwater Creek, those thieving bastages, shat their earnings today, I sez.
(Quizzical look) So?
So? Aren't they the bastages that tried to rip us off with that negative checkoff "travel package??" I sez.
No, stunad, that was "The Company Store!" -- you keep blaming Coldwater Creek for that.
Aaaaaaaaaaand scene!
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So it turns out I've been blaming the wrong shitty catalogue company for two years now. No doubt, this has led to the sharp drop off in their brand equity.
Oops!
My apologies to Coldwater Creek and fucktard No Equity.
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