Monday, August 20, 2007

 

Fuck You, I'm Busy

Listen here "weak link"--

"The Fly" will not be here forever, making you money in FCX, while simultaneously poleaxing you in UNG. As you know, this blog shit is stupid and will eventually end. In the meantime, try to learn from the small things I mention, such as:

Never buy too much of one stock, while over caffeinated.

For example:

On Friday, had you consumed 15 Monster Energy Soda's, barring cardiac arrest, then "reviewed" my weatherman's report, you might have bought a bus load of calls on UNG.

Wrong play, hatfucker.

While it's true, I believe the GOM rigs are "glorified bowling pins;" I would never buy calls--based upon a fucktarded weather report.

No real edge there--jerk off.

My exposure to natty is nominal, even though it's highlighted. Aside from natty, I own lots of stocks, in a variety of industries.

Basically, as a rule of thumb, never invest more than 10% of your bullshit assets in one investment vehicle.

Unless of course, you are one of those degenerate OTB guys.

As for UNG:

It's down to its historical range. Should another storm develop, "Gas Vegas" will be right back to where it was on Friday.

Pikers.

Comments:
Do not leave us, we will pay for a monthly subscription to keep the great Fly here catering to us little fuckers.
 
thanks for your blog, broker. i've learned a lot. also appreciate your writing voice. just great, thanks.
 
I do not accept dirty internet money.
 
You cannot leave, or we, the internet fucktards, will come destroy your home via laser beams.
 
Fly, I've got crisp, clean bills just waiting to shower your coffers in exchange for your money management. Just say when and how......
 
rajin', don't forget the popcorn.

15. Prof. Hathaway's lasered popcorn house

The "death beam' laser has had its target (and trajectory) reconfigured by Chris, Mitch, Laslo, and Jordan. The new target is Professor Hathaway's house. The beam hits the aluminum foil and in seconds the house is overflowing and collapsing with popcorn.

The REAL GENIUS production crew built a "full-sized Victorian frame house on a lot in Sand Canyon, Calif. Within the house, the crew devised an elaborate network of conveyor belts, hydraulic lifts, airblowers, and vacuum hoses which would on cue turn 190,000 pounds of popcorn into a hot buttered tornado." (2) But, that's not all ! "Back at the Hollywood Center Studios, the lower level of a two-level set contained a vast storage tank, 20' x 20' x 20', to hold the popcorn until needed. The crew built six air-poppers, each ten feet high, capable of popping 2,400 pounds of corn an hour. Made of sheet metal and heated by propane gas, the poppers fed the tank through the pressure of the popping corn itself and a system of air-blowers. A conveyor belt and another set of blowers then swirled the popcorn up through the floor to inundate the set in confectionary debris to a height of twenty feet. The entire set was one enormous popcorn popper."

http://www.geocities.com/valteamo/science2.html
 
seriously, nice call on ng.
 
shorter fly: the bear will eat you if you make it easy for him.

Bears eat man at beer festival

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters


No word about the victim's UNG holdings.
 
What is the most Monsters consumed in a 24 hour period Fly?
 
Man, do I feel stupid for dumping RIMM on Friday at 213. That's what you get for being cautious.
 
Why did you sell the hottest stock of 2007 kmorph?
 
I once consumed 6 Monsters and thought my heart was about to stop.

No bullshit!
 
Why do you hate OTB guys so much did one of them do something to you the authorities should know about?
 
it was a trade: 190->213.
 
POSITION UPDATE: CRAMER CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HANS WAS UP TODAY.

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