Friday, August 31, 2007

 

Sector Spotlight: Energy

If you are thinking about shorting the market, wanting to "catch the top;" think about something else fuck face. I don't care what the "Great Bearded One" says, this bitch (market) is going higher.

As you know, people with far more assets than you have steaks to grill this weekend. Additionally, these mystery investors do not want to be fucked with, at the moment, by a bunch of retarded, spastic, e-trade hatfuckers--who believe their purchase of QID will drag the market lower.

Fuck you, we're going higher.

As a matter of fact, for today only, any attempt by you (internet fools) to fuck with my bullish mood, will be met with an automated canned response, which will read: "Fuck you, we're going higher."

As for today's trading:

Fuck you, we're going higher.

NOTE: My weatherman is warning of a possible "Homeless maker" entering the GOM, within a week. As a result, "The Fly" is buying GLF, ALJ and UNG. Also, I like AXR, iiG and LNN.

Comments:
Does anyone else use Scottrade Elite? Fucking charts are all fucked up, moving averages dont jive with the price of the chart. Anyone else seeing that?
 
Scottrade Elite is for dumb fuckers. Change to a real broker and save money on the commissions.
 
For the chart chompers out there, SPY, DIA, and QQQQ all indicate an inverted head and shoulders pattern.
The measured move target from this pattern is roughly 155-157 on SPY.

"The bears are who we thought there were!"
- Dennis Green, former head coach of the Arizona Cardinals
 
I know we are going higher but as a hedge should LAZy be sold short at 40 or above?
 
Fuck you, we're going higher
 
NewEquity, I would bet my account that I am a lot smarter than you. I don't sweat 7 bucks a trade when I move money in and out of the market. If I was trying to clip $50-$60 of profit per trade like yourself, I can see why you want to only spend $.005 per share on your IBKR. Their website is still fucking slow, we have had this conversation before dumb fucker.
 
Where did GW learn all those fancy book learn'n words?
 
Wow, look at NOV. 'Tis a thing of beauty!
 
I am filling out my refi application right now. Anybody know what the zip code is for the White House?
 
the markets topped out .. buy all the inverse ultra etfs
 
nothing is better than cybertrader
- maybe some day - but not today
fast and efficient - but i wish it had a VWAP
 
Dow has gone thru the 5SMA and is headed down towards the 10SMA and should rebound at about 13283 the
34EMA...this market is both for buyers and sellers - it, unfortunately will not close much beyond 13.246

Yes, I know Fly - I should go fuck myself....I'm having lots of fun here
and my friend Jake is having fun too!

Remember the famous 34EMA?
 
OTR:

Tanner men than you will prevail.
 
Personally, I prefer:

Fuck you, pay me.

Whilst holding gardening shears open over arthritic pinkies.
 
Thoughts on SRS for a 12-18 month play? GOV & banks are going to bail out rich fucks with good credit who are going to get squeezed - but the poor fucks who are part of the 2MM ARM's adjusting up over the next year are still fucked. I just don't see a bottom here in housing. Thoughts?
 
imo - no bottom yet ... still waaay too much inventory will have to get worked off over the next 2-3 years .. the bailout will keep home prices more inflated than they would have if they were allowed to find a value based bottom, delaying inventory workoff . Leg into the SRS if you like it for more than a flipperoo.
 
This timing the market shit is too hard. Fly, need to borrow the time machine for a hot date this weekend. PLEEEEEEZE?
 
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