Tuesday, September 25, 2007
"The Fly" doesn't drink martini's, especially ones with olives in them. Fuck you, if you like them. I don't.
Nothing irritates "The Fly" more than looking at some guy sipping a fucking triangle glass, with a sliced apple floating on top of its contents.
I drink bourbon or beer. That's it fuck face.
As for the market:
What do you think this is some sort of free service, where you come here, make money, then go? Fuck that.
"The Fly" doesn't feel like giving you (internet voters) "future news" or even old news.
Right now, I'm all about eating large pastrami sandwiches, with mustard, while gingerly sipping on a Monster M-80 juice.
Plus anyway, I'm making too much money, than to fuck around with you retards on the internets.
In closing, the market will go up and down. Either way, I'll be there, with my fucking net, to catch all the money flying around.
Off to my steroid infested gym.
I have taken that matini comment in the spirit it was given - I have been told to fuck off many times before, but usually by some bimbo swirling on a bar stool as I stumbled by and gabbed her ass. But you didn't count out the stoggie - I'm still happy my man. Would love to send you a big fat one to celebrate. No-I'm not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Its at least as manly as a bowl of friggin oatmeal with lovely sliced strawberries.
and get's you far more drunkerer.
(like a happy meal for adults, comes with a toy!)
2) Woodford Reserve
(Oh so smoove, oh so good. This is why you should buy Brown Forman. This bitch will be as big as Jack Daniels (another BF brand) one day.)
3) Pappy Van Winkle -20
Boutique brand, sold mostly in Japan to liduculously lich Japanee who ruv Amelican boulbon.
Only true connaisseurs can even
get their mitts on it. Not as good as the two above, imo, but tasty.
Maybe it's because my mom always used to jam it into us (along with the equally loathesome delicacy "Irish Sodabread") every St. Paddy's Day.
Pastrami is farking awesome, though.
I used to live in Bardstown, KY, just a few minutes from the distilleries. One of the guys I used to play music with was retired from Beam, and used to bring me all kinds of special blends he had received as gifts from the company over time.
where the hell were they today? shining your shoes maybe
XFML is shooting straight to the 200 ema just like it did in June and August of this year - then it took a huge dump. If this is anything like those two prior time, should eb relatively easy to spot. But you know this company, it produces......its number one in manufacturing......they are leaders of their sector which.....ahhh fuck it the stock is hot!!!! Take part off at the 200 ema ($8.50) and see if it breaks through this time. Third time is a charm. Just make sure you are using houses money for the remainder of the run. If it is legit, then we can always add on pullbacks to the 8 and 20 ema. Even with the volume today, it still was not as hot as the previous runs, which makes me think that it may be more rational this time. I better take some off since I just bought a boatloat of fuente anjejos, padron anniversaries, cohibas, partagas, etc. Oh yeah, right now I am making my Fly Fuck You drink of the day - Belvedere Vodka Martini with treble olives. If the fly had the combination of a fine cigar and a Belvedeve Martini on a blowout winning day, I guess he would be ok with being a pussy for one day. Cheers.
Good times. Hand made cigars and good bourbon. What more can one ask?
But seriously, JOE, when is this housing market going to bottom so I can buy some JOE again?
I wish to own vast large lots of JOE, apres le bottom.
He said it won't be fully "rolled out" for another 15 years. It takes 25 years to fully "roll out" and market a premium bourbon because of the time to manufacture, test, build the brand, etc, etc.
He said that's why they'd never buy (currently on the market) POS Finlandia Vodka (the farks wanted $9 billion for it!).
I said why not?
He says -- you can make vodka in your garage over night. Where the edge in that?
What he did not mention, because he's far too polite a gentlemen, is that vodka is also quite gay.
I know a woman who once ordered a pastrami with mayo on wheat. The Hebs in the office had fun with that one.
Last time I was in NYC, I stopped in and had me some. Thought it was quite good.
Man up and guzzle that shit down with your sandwich and a Sudafed chaser.
no but seriously folks .. have anyone else gotten spam mail for the latest hot stock which happens to be a solar play? We must be in the blowoff phase of the solar run.
Keep one foot out the door with these stocks.
Fly's Chinese Solar Burrito Private Equity Funds.
I expect all of you to put 3/4th's of your net worth in it.
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