Thursday, September 06, 2007
Fucking Busy
In case you were wondering, I've been here pondering "why isn't iiG letting me get my share of the billions being made on the internet?"
Then I remembered, because everyone is busy buying SWC and other "great" stocks.
Call me crazy if you must, but I have no desire to buy SWC and take part in the upcoming "palladium super cycle."
As a matter of fact, I hope palladium goes to hell and brings SWC with it, effectively eliminating the markets only "great" stock, which will inevitably send iiG higher.
Aside from that, I've been eating bagels and drinking Monster Blue.
Which reminds me, HANS is going to hit a new 52 week high soon, yet Howard has not "balled up" the internal fortitude to feature the stock on Wallstrip, despite my daily emails demanding he do a show having Cramer drink a few Monsters, while letting off a few rounds at a local shooting range.
If any of you have time to waste, go leave Uncle Howard a kind message, demanding he give into "The Fly's" reasonable demands.
Off to "get my share."
Then I remembered, because everyone is busy buying SWC and other "great" stocks.
Call me crazy if you must, but I have no desire to buy SWC and take part in the upcoming "palladium super cycle."
As a matter of fact, I hope palladium goes to hell and brings SWC with it, effectively eliminating the markets only "great" stock, which will inevitably send iiG higher.
Aside from that, I've been eating bagels and drinking Monster Blue.
Which reminds me, HANS is going to hit a new 52 week high soon, yet Howard has not "balled up" the internal fortitude to feature the stock on Wallstrip, despite my daily emails demanding he do a show having Cramer drink a few Monsters, while letting off a few rounds at a local shooting range.
If any of you have time to waste, go leave Uncle Howard a kind message, demanding he give into "The Fly's" reasonable demands.
Off to "get my share."
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Fix your grammar. We're following you around the internets with millions of dollars, investing in your ideas, and you keep busting out with shit like "despite my daily email's demanding he do a show having Cramer drink a few Monster's, while letting off a few rounds at a local shooting range." No, it's EMAILS and MONSTERS. "Email's" suggests possession by the email, and "Monster's" suggests possession by the Monster, which is just fucktarded. Next time you use an apostrophe, ask yourself "Does this thing possess whatever the fuck I am talking about?" If no, don't use an apostrophe. I am just going to assume that you were just home schooled by some immigrant stock god.
-Dan
(Yes, I know, go fuck myself.)
Apostrophes
The two main functions of the apostrophe are to form the possessive case of nouns (indicating ownership) and to indicate a missing letter or letters in a contraction.
Possessives
When forming the possessive of a singular subject, ’s is generally needed:
The student’s locker was filled with textbooks.
Margie’s bagels are delicious.
If a singular noun ends in s, you should still use ’s to form the possessive:
Luis’s car is parked on Main Street.
Her boss’s office is very large.
However, some writers use an apostrophe alone when the noun is long and contains multiple s sounds. This is not incorrect:
Officer Gonzales’ gun was stolen.
When forming the possessive of plural nouns, you should add only an apostrophe if the noun ends in s:
The students’ grades were posted on the board.
But the occasional plural nouns that don’t end in s need ’s to form the possessive:
The children’s center opens at 9 a.m.
In two unusual cases, ’s is used to form a plural noun. This occurs when you want the plural form of a single letter or of a word referred to as the word itself, as in the following examples:
Patrick got straight A’s throughout four years of college.
This brief contains too many whether’s.
Never use an apostrophe to form the plural of a proper name:
The Blochs came over for dinner.
Contractions
The apostrophe is also used to replace missing letters in a contraction. For example, in the following sentence:
The clerk said the office wouldn’t be open on Saturday.
“wouldn’t” is a contraction for “would not” -- the apostrophe replaces the missing o. Similarly, in the sentence
We’re tired from studying too much.
“we’re” stands for “we are,” so the apostrophe replaces the missing a.
The two instances that cause the most confusion -- and the most mistakes -- in apostrophe usage are your/you’re and its/it’s.
Remember the contraction rule, and your choice should be clear. “You’re” stands for “you are,” while “your” is the possessive form of “you”:
“You’re the top student in your class,” said the dean.
Likewise, “it’s” stands for “it is” or “it has,” while “its” is the possessive form of “it”:
It’s time for the orchestra to begin its rehearsal.
If you are confused about which word to use in a sentence, pause and ask yourself which meaning you want -- a contraction or a possessive noun.
-Dan
(Yes, I know, go fuck myself.)
Apostrophes
The two main functions of the apostrophe are to form the possessive case of nouns (indicating ownership) and to indicate a missing letter or letters in a contraction.
Possessives
When forming the possessive of a singular subject, ’s is generally needed:
The student’s locker was filled with textbooks.
Margie’s bagels are delicious.
If a singular noun ends in s, you should still use ’s to form the possessive:
Luis’s car is parked on Main Street.
Her boss’s office is very large.
However, some writers use an apostrophe alone when the noun is long and contains multiple s sounds. This is not incorrect:
Officer Gonzales’ gun was stolen.
When forming the possessive of plural nouns, you should add only an apostrophe if the noun ends in s:
The students’ grades were posted on the board.
But the occasional plural nouns that don’t end in s need ’s to form the possessive:
The children’s center opens at 9 a.m.
In two unusual cases, ’s is used to form a plural noun. This occurs when you want the plural form of a single letter or of a word referred to as the word itself, as in the following examples:
Patrick got straight A’s throughout four years of college.
This brief contains too many whether’s.
Never use an apostrophe to form the plural of a proper name:
The Blochs came over for dinner.
Contractions
The apostrophe is also used to replace missing letters in a contraction. For example, in the following sentence:
The clerk said the office wouldn’t be open on Saturday.
“wouldn’t” is a contraction for “would not” -- the apostrophe replaces the missing o. Similarly, in the sentence
We’re tired from studying too much.
“we’re” stands for “we are,” so the apostrophe replaces the missing a.
The two instances that cause the most confusion -- and the most mistakes -- in apostrophe usage are your/you’re and its/it’s.
Remember the contraction rule, and your choice should be clear. “You’re” stands for “you are,” while “your” is the possessive form of “you”:
“You’re the top student in your class,” said the dean.
Likewise, “it’s” stands for “it is” or “it has,” while “its” is the possessive form of “it”:
It’s time for the orchestra to begin its rehearsal.
If you are confused about which word to use in a sentence, pause and ask yourself which meaning you want -- a contraction or a possessive noun.
Dan--
Wait, I did that on purpose, so that you would post that queer message, effectively helping Woodshedder or Ducati learn proper grammar.
On a side note, go fuck your goat's feeding bowl.
Wait, I did that on purpose, so that you would post that queer message, effectively helping Woodshedder or Ducati learn proper grammar.
On a side note, go fuck your goat's feeding bowl.
Fly,
With all due respect, give us a fucking update on MVIS.
Otherwise our internets leeches union will go on strike.
thanks.
With all due respect, give us a fucking update on MVIS.
Otherwise our internets leeches union will go on strike.
thanks.
As I sit and watch this middle eastern "analyst" Iphone BS on CNBC I dream of the day fox Business goes online.
Look buddy, I'm trying to show you off to people to grow your base. Don't make me look bad.
P.S. Goat feeding bowls make for a shitty lay.
P.S. Goat feeding bowls make for a shitty lay.
If you have some extra cash you want to keep low risk buy canroys, gas may bottom here? PGH gets you 16% Divs.
Fly I'm sure you detest such boring stocks...?
Fly I'm sure you detest such boring stocks...?
Hey pal--
"The Fly" doesn't need the likes of you helping me.
I have adequate levels of "hoes and clothes," with zero need for outside assistance.
"The Fly" doesn't need the likes of you helping me.
I have adequate levels of "hoes and clothes," with zero need for outside assistance.
Jason-- I've owned PGH and banked it's fat boring Canuckistanian coin for years.
Rock on.
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Dan:
"P.S. Goat feeding bowls make for a shitty lay. "
Only for one with an exceptionally small weenis.
Mine is a snug fit. In fact, there are times when I'll have to break out the lime jello just to get a proper insertion.
And be assured-- I own an exceptionally wide-mouthed goat.
Rock on.
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Dan:
"P.S. Goat feeding bowls make for a shitty lay. "
Only for one with an exceptionally small weenis.
Mine is a snug fit. In fact, there are times when I'll have to break out the lime jello just to get a proper insertion.
And be assured-- I own an exceptionally wide-mouthed goat.
Russell and Financials lagging badly. These two sectors foreshadowed the beginning of the downturn. Could the bounce be over?
Dan--
How can anybody take you seriously when you don't even capitalize your own name?
OTR--
Brevity, fucktard, brevity. Does it mean anything to you?
How can anybody take you seriously when you don't even capitalize your own name?
OTR--
Brevity, fucktard, brevity. Does it mean anything to you?
Fly- I can not be blamed for your recent slip in grammatical correctness. I will not even mention the recent lapses in syntax.
I guess that's what a degree in economics gets you. Next time, maybe you'll consider a degree in English, as all real men have come to understand the importance of such liberal arts.
I guess that's what a degree in economics gets you. Next time, maybe you'll consider a degree in English, as all real men have come to understand the importance of such liberal arts.
funny. i have more balls than i know what to do with after our week at us open.
cramer at shooting range is not bad. we had a different angle but I love it.
exoect to see that soon. Our Cramer has been wussing around doing shakespeare in the park and gay stuff like that
cramer at shooting range is not bad. we had a different angle but I love it.
exoect to see that soon. Our Cramer has been wussing around doing shakespeare in the park and gay stuff like that
I'm surprised I have to come here and drop knowledge on something I didn't think was debatable, but uncle howard never made a wallstrip on HANS because he knew it couldn't hold a candle to my shit. He would just have to have a wallstrip, featuring my short. Weekend putz was funny last weekend btw
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