Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Quick Alert: "The Fly" is no longer a Met Fan
I hate them (Mets).
Fuck the Mets and their junior varsity pitching staff and may Willie Randolph's home fall into the Atlantic Ocean, via freak tornado aka "twister of death."
I can't believe -- that's right, I just cannot believe -- that the American public would go into such a full frontal lobe coma to allow such a person into the WH.
Jack the Convict would make a great President.
He would have eaten that Iranian guy, while jabbering at Columbia.
How could you fuck with a country, whose President is willing to eat you?
Elect Jack the Convict, 2008.
(However, I may have to find his reincarnated body, since he's been dead for 8 years.)
How can you abandon your first (baseball) love for such an overpaid cast of asshats like the Yankees?
Granted the only player I like and respect on that team is Jeter. The rest of them can go ram-test ROCM product 'til they turn blue. Right, Jakie?
B. The Mets are about to complete the biggest choke job in the history of baseball.
I spit on the Mets bullpen.
Do Not Disrespect Ridley Scott
Farking urethra rammers.
I pity you.
In the meantime, how can you have hatred for George (pronounced "Hor-hay," fuckwads) Posada and Melke Cabrera?
How much fucking talent does that guy have?
I believe the German term is:
Ok, I also like Rivera. But that's where it ends.
I don't hate the Yankees. I just like to see them lose.
And his name is spelled "Jorge", not George. And you call yourself a Yankee fan? Get it right. Jeesh.
The other half probably think it's "Gorge".
...and these are the folks you want to align yourself with, Fly?
Yankee names should be spelled phonetically for the sake of fan ignorance.
"Jorge" = "Whore-Hey" Poe-sada
"Melky" = "Milky" Cub-brerra
"Hideki" = "Head dickie" Matt-Sue-We
"Let's hoist that one up a flagpole and see if they salute it."
Have you seen your therapist lately?
....Now it's time to (yawn) go to bed.
Go Jankees ... not that I really care or even follow baseball any more
Broker, who will you root for if theres a subway series? Even I, a lifelong Jankees fan, would root for the Mets.
The Mets have broken my father's heart these last few weeks.
As for me, I quit watching baseball in 2001 when I decided there were more important things to do with my time like, rage against the machine.
I also quit golf that year... best decision ever. No offense Tradercaddy...
What's with WNR? Think this is a good entry? It's right on a weekly trend line and it's been relatively weak while crude has been rallying.
Banc of America Securities downgraded Seattle-based coffee chain Starbucks Corp. to sell from neutral, saying the inflection point on slower growth has been reached. (SBUX)
You really think I don't know how to spell my catcher's name?
Same as the owner: Jorge Steinbrenner.
And at least Bush kept the economy going (and the market, let's not forget) with his in the nick o' time tax cuts. And although he's pretty ham handed in the whole defense thing (wtf -- the whole country is out of practice) he at least recognizes the threat. God help us if that socialist hag gets in.
Awright no more poltics.
Don't do it. Fan allegiance isn't something to toss aside based on a bad stretch of games. As an Indians fan I've dealt with decades where our best finish was fourth.
Separately, just a couple days ago I mentioned that some stocks may not be as bad as they seem but the timing was just off. Check out DIVX up 9% in premarket. Here's why:
Remember that the Yankees are your new team and that we do not disrespect ring bearers -- not even Reggie Jackson.
We cannot blame Willie for having run into the Peter Principal.
Is anyone else surprised by the sudden rise of Barak Obama?
Don't get me wrong, he's about as deep as sheet of looseleaf, at least experience wise, but how come no one else has commented on the fact that he was a state senator from Illinois two years ago, and now he's running for Prez?
You know why? Because, to Brucie's point -- 99% of the reason he's gotten there that fast is because he is one handsome black man. Seriously. Look at the farking guy. Like, really good looking.
I hope that wasn't too gay.
Sorry. You have never been tortured like this, ever. What the Mets are doing is unprecedented.
They are making history, for the biggest late season collapse in the history of sports.
Never said SBUX was ready to run.
It will take time. Revisit SBUX in January.
However, it's worth noting, October is the stocks best month.
Like a coupla hundred.
And yes, by some bizarre rule of the universe, your choice in baseball teams is almost completely determined by your (usually paternal) grandfather's rooting interest.
Because of the betrayal of both the Dodgers and (NY baseball) Giants, this unfortunate fact has consigned many an unsuspecting lad born after those departures to a life of glum Metfandom.
Never been tortured???
Never mind two years ago when the Indians lost six of their last seven when one more win would have clinched the wild card.
If the Red Sox win behind Beckett tonight and the Yankees lose to Tampa Bay ace Scott Kazmir, the division will officially belong to Boston.
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