Sunday, November 04, 2007

 

Fuck all this chart shit; Lets have us an Election

***Election Fraud Alert***

Apparently, this election is rigged. If you notice, it is impossible to fire Kidstock, using the current poll. The "yes" button is fucking broken. As a result, Kidstock stands to win, via Saddam landslide.

To fight this fraud, "The Fly" recommends writing in your vote, via the comments section.

Developing...
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Much to my chagrin, Kidstock is back--with bad financial advice and a much lower net worth. Last time, prior to being 'shitcanned,' he suggested shorting oil and GLF. Shortly thereafter, GLF and oil booked 20 dollars per share, effectively wiping out Kidstocks net worth.

I'll have you know, "The Fly" just completed all of his Christmas shopping, needlessly spending an inordinate amount of money--thanks to the special 'requests' of Mrs. Fly.

In addition to that, today, "The Fly" was rather busy "winterizing" his property-- also thanks to the incessant urging of Mrs. Fly.

Life is somewhat lukewarm.

In short, it's time for a little internet venting, via 'elections.' Also, don't forget, "The Fly" will soon be shutting down this fucktarded blog-- in order to melt away into the confines of glorified internet folklore.

NOTE: Please participate in the "Fly elections." Should I shitcan Kidstock?

Comments:
what diff does it make if we shitcan the kid, (or not) if you're gonna shitcan your fucktarded blog?

I vote for you NOT to shitcan your fucktarded blog & I'll vote NOT to shitcan the Kid.

I vote for bottom fisher Tim to make his fucktarded appearance & since Ragin is dying to weekend blog, give him the opportunity to make a fucktard of himself (or not).
 
Shutting down this blog would be detrimental to your net worth by cutting out atleast $100 per month of internet ad revenue. Besides that I hope you don't shut it down, MVIS needs all the help it can get right now. I vote you shut it down once MVIS strikes $8.00. Until then please continue beating up crusty old people.
 
How else will I accomplish 'archived internet folklore?'
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I vote yes!
 
You can all go fuck a wormhole
 
^cool it bros.

my formal, yet unneeded, rebuttal:

I conceded defeat with lameass VLCM when they were in the lows 40's and declared ZUMZ the real winner of my "skateboarding is getting mainstream" trend--and it is--so I have yet to be proven wrong. I wouldn't touch either stock right now, but entertaining the disconnect between a company and its stock, ZUMZ is still good.

VDSI was merely an attempt at finding a recesison proof industry, which I may have: surveillance. I hilighted (at way to much length) things about the industry, trends, and players. I declared VDSI the winner at 34, before it ran 10 straight points.

Out of some 30 stocks in my port, VDSI was the 3rd smallest, larger than only RICK (100 purchased at 10.xx) and NUAN (50 @ 17.xx). Why? I'm not retarded. VDSI is expensive, RICK has a mkt. cap of 55m when I bought it, and NUAN is speculative, via my uncle h.

I bought 100 VDSI at 34, sold 50 at 38, and added 25 at 26.50.

Your picks (or lack thereof, unless you include wishy-washy oil may bounce/plummet recs) remind me of wiping one's ass with a kleenex--undoubtedly, you're left with a shitty hand.

As such, I kindly invite you to die slow. But your articles were much better this time, though I know that knowing fly is your key to this city.

I vote he stays, since they whole shebang is going down anyways
 
just voted yes, the deal is done
 
I mean "no"
 
If Fly shuts down this website I suggest all sell their MVIS at 3:59 PM on the day of the shutdown (of course shorting a like number of shares during the course of the day).
 
Danny, how many weekends did you blog and not put your nuts on the line by recommending anything?

As for being wrong with GLF and VLO -- both strategies were defined risk strategies that would have lost you anywhere between 10 and 15% so you can all exaggerate the extent of my losses but the truth can be found in the 4/1 and 4/2 archives.
 
let's see:

aapl video in july, i think the price was a lot lower than now

that hans thing

vlcm

vdsi

ducati sucks

fly on wall street video trilogy

I think I may have recc'd DLB in the low 30's as part of my "everyman is a home theatre enthusiast" play

I don't know, I think I'm pretty awesome.

plus, ball busting was expected you called me out. No biggie, were both professionals.
 
aapl was in the 120's and hans was 39. And unlike the others those two were in my top ten positions, so their moves were meaningful to my port.
 
The problem with "glorified internet folklore" is that it does not exist.

You just fade away. And the peeps keep clickin. Better to burn out than fade away.

I say you should out yourself. Picture, resume, family, employer...

Then quit.

That would be legend.
 
I won by the largest margins in electoral history, offered the most winning structured product pick ever, and, to seal the deal, posted scenes from 'Killa Season.'

I win.
 
I missed the AAPL piece but have to say your HANS call was very timely. I also would like to commend your writing style.
 
Fly,

I want to be the first to offer you a weekend blogging position. I'm pretty sure that would bump my Saturday traffic from 13 pageviews up into the 20s or perhaps even the low 30s.

-DT
 
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Meanwhile, "yes" shitcan Kidstock... if only because he tried to get away with only blogging half a weekend.

-DT
 
archived internet folklore -
what happened to your love of writing? A perhaps vital creative outlet in an otherwise drab existence, referred to as 'somewhat lukewarm', led around by the nose on Mrs. Fly's whim.

trying to go out on top, like Seinfeld? -
Theres something to be said for going out on top .. think of the folklore Bush would have enjoyed, had he dropped dead after delivering his excellent post 9-11 speech. As he stands now, he may go down in history as the worst President ever.

Short of dropping dead, I insist you continue to vent your creativity via this fucktarded blog.
 
On second thought, perhaps you should give it up. Go get a job at Columbia's Journalism School and teach those useless Marxist/Socialists how to write.
 
bruce,

"The Fly" is destined for some type of creative fame.

Yes, the stock thing is good but this urge to communicate with "internet leeches" will not just go away. It's like Hugh Grant needing the blowjob from that nasty Hollywood hooker... he had Elizabeth Hurley sitting at home... makes no sense. He just couldn't fight the urge.

So, for you idiots, Elizabeth Hurley = stockmarket, nasty Hollywood hooker = us.

So, should "the Fly" actually go through with this most recent threat of shutting down the blog he will only come back in some other form.

-DT
 
thanks.

aapl piece wasnt that good, I just said to anyone calling the iphone a flop or fad, maybe they should go to the store, see how cracking the place is, and play with the phone themselves, then tell me it sucks
 
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DT - good point

Fly - go meet your destiny ... or your maker, whichever the case may be
 
I vote "no, don't shitcan him."

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Fly's like the Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, or MJ of financial blogging.

Don't go!
 
I think "The Fly" has a feeling of unease about the future of MVIS stock. Surely his enormous ego would not allow him to leave but rather stay and bask in the glory of his multi-bagger microcap call if he felt the future were bright.
 
Shut down this blog, the picks have been completely worthless for some time now. Fly is not the Wall Street insider that he would have you believe.

I call BS!!!
 
MVIS is a blow up waiting to happen.
 
Hey,
What are you guys doing?
 
I'm not sure why you still blog, if I had to deal with half the assholes on my site, I would have quit a long time ago.

Unfortunately for me, when you quit, I will quit as well. There will be no par set, no competition, so I will have to leave!
 
Are you serious about making money? Sounds like Jeff is more interested in making friends.

Any idiot would know to sell MVIS until Thanks Giving then go long.

Fly is right about this IIG. Chuck looked into it. This is very sound and looking for atleast 30.00.

That being said, you guys should get to work.

Regards
 
Remember the end of Silence of the Lambs when you see Hannibal walking down some dusty street ready to eat more people? It's probably like that...The Fly is already gone and he put this post up from some remote location replete with geriatrics and steep stairwells, never to be heard from again... at least in blog form.

-DT
 
How about when you leave, you let Danny and I guest blog permanently.

Then the young guys will reign, effectively kicking old people down stairs forever.
 
I vote Kidstock take over this blog.
 
Oh, and I have won more elections, than anyone, without a single miss. That would make me like AAPL. Should Kidstock get fired, that would make him BWLD, missing twice.
 
Fly is a poltroon!
 
woodshed, that was me, 2 month straight
 
The "Robin Hood of the Internets" will be dashing off into the forest. Pray tell Fly, what will become of Little John and Friar Tuck?
 
mdawsz,

I just had to look that on up. LOL!

-DT
 
Yeah, but you never gave a fuck when you lost. I have a feeling that Kid cares.
 
jeff, lmfao, you conspiracy nut. ahahaha. you bought cors for your moms retirement account, bahwaahaha.

I kid.

Maybe he laser beams his site for one day, just to watch the internet shit a collective rooster, and then bam, just like in imagination land, the world is as it was. He is a sick fuck like that, as you all well know.

Ragin you shouldn't quit blogging.
 
actually he's probably serious
 
http://www.poltroonsrugby.org/poltroon.html
 
We should start a dead pool!
 
DT, I can't take credit for 'poltroon,' we have Ducati to thank for that one. He's like the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Dinosaur Trader and Cajun should pair up. Their blog would be "The Gayjun Dinosaur"
 
Fly,

I'm here for the financial info but I'm way more here for the entetainment.

You can't leave us internet assholes b/c we don't have anyplace to go!!!!

what will become of us dumbassess?
 
If Jake ever reads this post Fly's blog will be up to 500 comments within minutes.
 
Fuck that. It'd be called "DINOSAUR TRADERjun"

-DT
 
Raging Dinosaur Boners would be funny.
 
Fly,

I'm here for the financial info but I'm way more here for the entetainment.

You can't leave us internet assholes b/c we don't have anyplace to go!!!!

what will become of us dumbassess?
 
Fly,

Fuck kidstaock or not... I don't care 1

I'm here for the financial info but I'm way more here for the entertainment.

You can't leave us internet assholes b/c we don't have anyplace to go!!!!

what will become of us dumbassess?
 
The only reason Fly would leave would be because the bull run is over, and he wants to go out on top.

Should he quit, I will sell my whole portfolio and start shorting stocks.
 
Should Fly quit, I will also close down my blog, and go back to making double digit percentage gains every year.
 
Fly,

don't leave us dumbassesssss!!
 
Fly will be blogging for the Food Channel.
 
less blogging = greater profitability

I can tell you first hand.
 
Eyes tirsty forwa some joozy detairls.
 
If Jeff says I should leave, being the insane, loyal follower he is, I may have to 'resign.'

Should i quit, I will pass the keys to JJ, so he may enlighten you of future 'super cycles.'
 
Fire his ass!
 
it's not about him making money... it's about us!!

we will cease to exsist without his commentary!
 
OK.. now I know he's full of shit...

he ain't giving jj the keys to jackshit!!!!!
 
We have a 'Jeff' imposter. Fire up the internets laser beams. Show your face. Do not be fooled.
 
mdawsz- I am thinking about going back into the lawyer thing. I am actually in the running for a Hearing Officer post with the Feds. After ten years or so of daytrading I am losing my mind, especially the last few years.
 
tc, I've always kept at it on the side. I don't think I'll ever really stop trading.
 
This will likely be my last week blogging here.

Odd no?
 
don't pull our choke chain like that...

JJ ain't taking over shit!!
 
Fly- if you decide to keep your blog could you at least change the design--it is after all the ugliest web site on the internets.

Maybe Howard can give you some cool gadgets to put on here.
 
Jeff, maybe it's Edison???
 
Fly you just ruined the FOW dead pool.
 
TC,

I'm losing my mind too, but I have no other skills and I don't like anything or anyone.

-DT
 
DT, don't put that on your cv.
 
I come back from eating pizzas and consuming moderate quantities of beer, and I hear the flizzle is thinking of retiring. Oh my. Fly, I recommend you buy some of my product and get treated. You may have a full body fungal issue.

Link

And if you want to hear me go nuts, I'm on at 15:00

http://www.zshare.net/download/4603344a23e09d/
 
DT- I knew I was going nuts when I saw that half of the letter caps on one of my keyboards were missing because I kept throwing it up against the wall. My wife is hiding my BB gun.
I can always wait a year or two and caddy for my son. He is ranked by Golfweek in the top 50 college players in D1 so far this year.
 
mdawz:

Or maybe not?

Maybe tonight is the last time I ever blog here?

As you know, blogging has cost "The Fly" several hundred thousand dollars in 'lost income.'

Therefore, all of you will be invoiced, shortly.
 
Fly,

I'm here for YOUR, YOUR, YOUR financial info but I'm way more here for YOUR entetainment.

You can't leave us internet assholes b/c we don't have anyplace to go!!!!
 
I also wish Fly not to leave.
 
There are plenty of low end blogs to visit, such as: DT, Ragin, Danny, Woodpecker and Dope on a slope.

All fine blogs, when properly inebriated.
 
Fly, I will pay you in choice Bordeaux and dry aged rib eyes 2.5" thick. You must reconsider your policy of not accepting gifts.

Sincerely, thank you for your picks, we shall see this MVIS play out.
 
Ew- try bigpicture - that place is fucking hilarious. Lots of funny shit about interest rates and monetary policy.
 
You mean The Big Fiction
 
Maybe the end of this blog will be more like the end of that movie "Big Fish."

In that ending, the son carries his Dad off to the river and on the way, passes all of the "important" people in his father's life. All the weekend bloggers could be there, Howard, Lindsay, JJ could be there holding a palladium dildo... even Ducati could show up to see "the Fly" off.

Touching, no?

-DT
 
Any longs taking it as a bad omen for Mon. AM that notwithstanding C's Prince resigning today that the futures are falling tonight?
 
TC

who cares about your inflated vision of your son.

Fly is going to leave us and all you can talk about is how good you think your son is...

I can tell you he's not that good b/c top 50 in D1 ain't shit!!!
 
TC- I'm telling you with 100% certainty that the fact that I have inverse etfs means tomorrow will scream to the upside. Don't sweat it.
 
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
 
mrkcbill,

Perfect timing for a joke! And a good one too!

-DT
 
TC,

What's the best site to find info on overnight futures?
 
ewa4sc-Spoken like a true clueless hacker.
Fly actually owes all of us $$ once you offset his lost income from the huge advertising revenue he gets from our ad clicks.
 
Broker don't worry you were not the only one to get blown in BWLD. An extremely large giant fund was also very long BWLD going into earnings and thought there was no way it could miss. They bought too fucking big of wings and lined their pockets with options. No other way around it. No worries we will be back to 45 soon. My source has a call with the BWLD this week and hopefully I will have more insight. One a happier note, this fuckface is packing up his fucking tools and going home:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fi/13/76/01.jpg

YOUR FIRED DICK LICKER!

Oh and for Kidstock, I don't have an opinion one way or the other since I did not have time to read his post. I am in full battle gear trying to survive out there right now.
 
Ragin'- Check out Barchart.com or forex-markets.com/quotes and hit World Market Indices.
 
I see C also announced another 11 billion in write-downs. This may explain the futures going down, although I don't know what the premium or discount on the futures is at the moment.
 
TC,

well.. i don't care about ad clicks and I wasn't talking about ad revenue with you, i was talking about your hack golfer son!!

we don't care to hear about how good you think he is... (if he ain't pro, he ain't that good)

were talking about fly leaving us.

How you managed to work in your son into the conversation just goes to show how much you're a typical parent who thinks his kid is the best thing ever, when he ain't shit!!!
 
ewa4sc,

You're a shitbag. He was talking to me and we were complaining about daytrading.

Work on those 4th grade reading comprehension skills and you'll be okay.

Luckily, you seem to have failed to impregnate any unsuspecting females yet. For that, we are all thankful.

-DT
 
Full Disclosure:

"The Fly" makes $7 per day, off of ad revenue-- hardly enough to buy 3 Monsters.
 
ewa4sc- "if ain't pro, he ain't that good"- Now I know you are a clueless hacker. If Fly leaves you can call 1-800-829-BEAR and get yourself a teddy bear for company.
 
TC mixing his son into the conversation is about him bragging. This isn't the first time he's mentioned his golfing son on this blog!!
 
Fly,

Really? $7? Fuck that's lame... With all of your traffic I figured you'd be making more than that.

I guess the way to go is to sell the blog for $5 million.

-DT
 
ewa4sc- you have hijacked the entire thread. Congratulations.
 
Monsters are 2 for $3 at the nospeakymutchengrish corner store here. That gets you 4 and a buck to blow on candy.
 
Well, I also sell Blogads, which could support a passive heoin addiction-- should I ever go that route.

In short, adsense is for fucktards.
 
Monsters sell for $2.50 here, fucker.
 
sorry WC, i just hate when parents think their kids are all that when they ain't shit!!

And I was talking about Fly the whole time, TC brought up his golfing son out of nowhere!!
 
I bet all you other bloggers are happy to see me go, thinking 'hey, I'll scalp his traffic, when he's gone.'

Prepare for the deathray, fellow bloggers.
 
Shit... i meant WS.
 
You need a Monster hook-up.
 
Can we stop insulting family?

As you know, that's my job.
 
I just received my first adsense check. Year to date, I've made 139.00

I think all the bloggers should make every Friday some kind of special click day. But you know, not communicate it or anything.
 
I have a Monster hookup.

One of you fuckers works for Monster and has offered me 'free Monster gear.'

However, I replied to this young lad: "Thanks, but "The Fly" does not wear soda pop clothes."

True story.
 
Ok, more full disclosures:

Sometimes I make more than $7.

Sometimes I make $10.

Developing...
 
Like I said earlier, you can let your blog die but you'll have to do something else for the "hollywood whore" loving part of you. It's obvious.

Trading is boring, admit it.

-DT
 
The Fly does not wear Monster Gear.
You can write that down.
Noted.
 
Wood,

Agreed, thats the new rule, every Friday! We will make it code 139.
 
All your traffic will go straight to JJ's blog.

It's part of the supercycle.

-DT
 
Hell yeah, code 139! Every Friday!

Hey, when you and DT start blogging together, maybe you could make it the Gynosaur, and fit in a few posts about yeast infections and stuff.
 
I agree with cajun

"I'm not sure why you still blog, if I had to deal with half the assholes on my site, I would have quit a long time ago."

my asshole included!!
 
GayJunSaur on Depression Street will be a hit and be the #1 blog within a week.
 
I will never team up with DT, as you know his blog is gay.

Don't you just love day trader blogs, they write about past opportunities, while I strive to profit from the future.
 
lol @ Cajun.

Hey, did anyone notice Burker King BKC breakout Friday? Earnings Monday. WTF? I thought the fat ass consumer was dead?
 
I agree with cajun

"I'm not sure why you still blog, if I had to deal with half the assholes on my site, I would have quit a long time ago."

my asshole included!!

DON"T QUIT FLY!!!
 
I agree with cajun

"I'm not sure why you still blog, if I had to deal with half the assholes on my site, I would have quit a long time ago."

my asshole included!!

DON"T QUIT FLY!!!
 
Listen... I give credit to RC by managing to "link" our blogs in the minds of unsuspecting readers, but the truth is, we hate each other. I don't read his blog and he doesn't read my blog.

He's a saavy young man, for jumping on the Dinosaur bandwagon like that but the fact remains that I think New Orleans and people who eat "blood sausage" deserve to be washed out to sea.

-DT
 
lol DT.
 
"Code 139" is for homeless men, in need of a soup can.

It's for fucktards.

Off to go for a late night drive.

I do stupid shit like that, all the time.

Developing...
 
Fine then Stroker A. You do not have to participate in Code 139. You therefore will be deprived of the cost of 1/2 a Monster, every Friday. Devastating.
 
i want to get paid though, i like 139
 
shed you'd better click the shit out of my myriad website ads
 
No problem Boone. For you, I might even (gasp) double click.
 
We'll call it research.
 
The Fly must die for our sins.
 
same goes to you shed
 
fucking faggots.
 
Fly,

Good decision to quit.

Blogging is for fucktards.
 
Alpha:

Fuck you.

Reading other peoples blogs is for bigger fucktards.
 
You should be paying more attention to your clients and their money and not us internets.

We have nothing better to do but daytrade. ...5 or 10 minutes of trading and then fuck off for the rest of the day on your blog. Half of us are internet addicts. We'll find our fix somewhere else.
 
Then it is sealed.
 
FLY:

I will give you three trades this week that will net a 50% return...only if you continue the blog for at leastfour more months. At that time, I shlould be out of the game myself and sailing off into the sunset.

Deal?
 
Can't sleep worried Fly will leave.
Please stay Fly.
 
Fuck all rival bloggers hoping for Fly's departure.
The hilarity and hijinks on this blog cannot be duplicated on your blogs. Nor can the winning picks. The Fly remains God.
 
I have a long history with KidStock. He has more lives than anyone I have known.

He does good work - if you know how to read his stuff.

YES! Keep him.
 
Add BOOM at the open. Bogus downgrade by FACT. Never heard of em. They must not have seen that mgmt raised 07 guidance. I am adding at the open. Good luck.
 
perfecting...are you his closet gay lover?
 
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Or are you comparing him to Puff and Zoie?
 
Not quite - just have a long trading history - I am pretty sure we both are quite straight.
 
The rumor of "the Fly's" departure is dovetailing with the market collapse.

Coincidence? Or is he taking the market down with his blog?

-DT
 
Shed is rockin' so far this AM.
 
Gapping:

DELL Dell Plans to Acquire EqualLogic for $1.4 bln; expects acquisition to be dilutive to EPS, excluding the amortization of intangibles, by $0.02 to $0.05 for FY09 & FY10 (30.05 )

Co has entered into a definitive agreement to acquire EqualLogic, a provider of high-performance iSCSI storage area network solutions uniquely optimized for virtualization. Under the terms of the agreement, Dell will purchase EqualLogic for approximately $1.4 bln in cash. The acquisition of EqualLogic is expected to close late in the fourth quarter of Dell's fiscal year 2008 or early in the first quarter of fiscal 2009. The co expects the acquisition to be dilutive to earnings per share, excluding the amortization of intangibles, by $0.02 to $0.05 in aggregate for Fiscal 2009 and Fiscal 2010.
 
TCaddy- shhhhhhhh don't jinx me.
 
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BOT 10000 BOOM sub 51.2
 
XFML ripping higher on volume after morning dip.

House of pain for shorts.
 
BOOM is now at 54.5 Hope you got some. It breaks $60 this week.

GOOG to 800 this week, imho
 
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My sizable BIDU position is the only thing that's saving my ass for now. But I'm wondering if it's time to take some profits there prior to being blown away by a nova-size implosion.
 
I hear ya Kmorph ... I'll take some off somewhere around here - PTR went ballistic on the China market when it IPOed there, but its off 10% over here
 
I guess that was Fly's last post.
 
My guess is BIDU will continue ripping as long as GOOG does. Once people start taking some profit in GOOG, BIDU will drop twice as fast.
 
Goodbye, Fly. It was fun!

You must be about ready to sell the hell out of MVIS.
 
Long Live The Fly!
 
It's all a publicity stunt - to drive traffic.

Not quite as fun as seeing Brittany's Beaver. Or watching Paris on the internet.
 
Fuck, he's just stuck over at Dunkin Donuts. He'll be in with a sector spotlight, shortly, I'm sure.
 
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guys, anybody picking up some DRYS/EXM/DSX here?
 
The Fly is dumpster diving behind the Starbucks looking for an empty cup with which to pour the Dunkin Donuts coffee.
 
Can't believe all you guys are missing another fantastic buying opportuniy in SWC.

Wonder why JJ is silent today...
 
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