Monday, November 05, 2007


Last Minute Firing: Kidstock

Now, if this is my last week blogging here, did you really think I'd go, without shitcanning one of you fucking retards?

Come on now.

To be honest, as opposed to secretly lying, "The Fly" is quite fond of the one called 'Kidstock,' mainly because he lost all of his money--in a stock I'm long.

Shit like that pleases me.

In short, Kidstock has to be fired, because that's the natural order of things.

God willing, "The Fly" will be blessed by this harsh action with plentiful capital gains.


It all turns to shit if you quit.

Are you growing a "prison pussy" beard & moustaches as we sit?
Despise me all you want, just don't abandon your blog.

You got something here. Kinda like the kid who's house everyone hung out at because he had the latest game gear, the key to his dads liquor cabinet and a hot sister.

Some of us are older now, of course.

I don't really hate you. I was lying.

However, truth be told, Flyonwallstreet.blogspot will be no more, after this week.

Fly's ego is too big to quit...he is setting up a blog at another address independent of blogger/google.
Truth be told, Fly enjoys this blog and while something may be in the making, he will not be leaving the loyalist in the dust.
odd, no?
BA, I hope you don't abandon this blog. This place has a unique culture.

However, in case you do ... JakeGint, will you resuscitate yours?
Alibaba up 180% in Hong Kong IPO debut.
Ugh, I go out to celebrate earning my first paycheck in over a year and wake up to this disappointment...

I hope that your time machine breaks down on the Long Island Expressway and while waiting for AAA you get kidnapped by terrorists that shave both your eyebrows and pull out all your eye lashes.

Me, for one, is happy that this POS blog is about to go away. Good riddance.
Oh, and by the way thanks for link whoring to my blog when it was up and operational. Nobody in the history of the internets pissed away 50K faster than me.

I think I am going to make a phone call to Immigration about your "illegal Mexicans"...
'with plentiful capital gains' - is that correct engrish?

sounds odd, no?
Gold up $11. Silver pushing $15/0z.

Shortage of wheelbarrows at Lowe's and Home Dept?


Fellahs, all kidding aside, this could be a Compliance directed move.

Farking "Compliance," they take the fun out of everything.
Yaps where this INAPs?

"Time not supplied?"
could you have purchased

and launching a new site?
Fuck the markets, fuck the Fed. The world, even Hillary awaits...

Good luck Broker. You've earned it.
INAP Earnings at noon today, looks like.
SLW @ $18 dollah...

As Mr. Wu Say:


I hope Fly is just talking smack about shutting down the blog. I only have a few blogs on my RSS feed and this is one of them. Move the blog to another site, but don't stop blogging.
Hmmmm.... hidden chick admirers.

If Mrs. Fly is the reason for early retirement, this is not a point in our column.


Perhaps the Mrs. didn't take well to all the e-mailed virtual underwear?
nice call, jake.
Hi Jake ... You're probably the same age as my step-son. I'm no threat to Mrs. Fly, I love Fly for his calculator brain.
I was about to swallow cyanide capsules, but the rumor that Fly may blog on in another place has stayed my hand. For now.

Re: alibaba

My broker told me that I'll have to wait 40 days and 40 nights to buy it--- SEC rule, not to mention having to deal with 40 thieves in the process.

If I were honorlable Hong Kong citizen, however, I could buy it now.



Bocagirl is Fly's, mother. Who else loves a guy for his "calculator brain"?
Jake- good to see your commentary is up and running - SLV is moving- thanks.

Thinking about INAP-- Gappy tells a good story. I mean whats a few lost limbs amongst friends.

Broker A- Keep hittin that Monster!


There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai.
So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was
searching for a chief. A year passed, and only three people applied for the
very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish
samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox,
and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped
dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come
in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened
a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly
dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That
is very impressive!" Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and
asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish
Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went
Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor,
obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not
dead?" The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant
to kill."
Folks, what in the world is going on with VMI? I'm totally flabbergasted.
Looks like XFML could finish negative at this rate. Fuck.
Didn't you know? It's "Kirr evely Chinee that isn't BIDU day" -- sort of rike a Culturar Levorution memolial for crapatarist running dogs rike us.
XFML -4% after a kick-ass news. I must be completely losing my mind.
Fly, you dumping your 100k shares or something?

Whats going on with HANS ? Are you holding going into earnings ? Looks like a double top to me. Next level of support 50MA at $57.
XFML looks to be a case of a lot of bagholders that bought above $9 jumping ship at breakeven. Once they clear it should move higher ..I think.
Rumor has it that "Fly on Wall Street" will switch away from it's origins as a stock picking site to become a full time "Desi Michael Jackson" Knock Off Centre.

Whats going on with SWC ? Are you holding going into earnings ? Looks like a double top to me. Next level of support 50MA at $7.
jake - the chick in the white dress was hot in a repressed society kind of way. and what was with the chipmunks vocal? that is just strange.

Your old flame DIVX is up 25% today. Strong earnings growth thanks to all those porn watching Chinese and Indians. 65% of revenues from Asia.
Yes, the Bollywood womens are not without their charms. And yes, India is relatively repressed compared to us, but a bachannal compared to neighboring Pakistan.
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