Fly on WallStreet

If it wasn't for BWLD knifing me, all-day-long, I would have fallen asleep at the desk. It was that boring.

However, it was a decent consolidation day, with most sectors green-- especially crazy Chinese stocks. Within the Chinese sector, I like FMCN, ZNH and XING.

Also, many Retailers did well, as oil got its fucking ass kicked, again. If you don't think oil is for asshats, then maybe you are a dicktard.

Finally, all of you fuckers should be very thankful to have someone like me deliver such insightful and philosophical thoughts on the markets. Without me, such terms like "asshat" or "dicktard" would never enter your pathetic lives. And, you probably would never witness some guy on the internets getting "machine gunned."

My point: You fat fuckers owe me. Go eat some Buffalo Wild Wings.

NOTE: I initiated my first bearish position, MZZ, for the first time in months-- I think.