Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Ducati Defeated
In an amazing last minute swing, "The Ducati" aka "The nicest man on all the internets" was voted out of the weekend blogging office-- after holding a commanding lead.
Apparently, Ducati's Asian & Australian enemies, overwhelmingly, voted against him-- effectively poleaxing him into oblivion.
Despite demands for a recount or wild claims, such as: "your poll is as fucking stupid as your website," it will stand. Democracy "lives on."
Hence, "The Ducati" is fired.
Final tally:
Yes: 51% (59)
No: 49% (56)
NOTE: New weekend blogger applicants should contact me, at my earliest convenience, starting now.
Apparently, Ducati's Asian & Australian enemies, overwhelmingly, voted against him-- effectively poleaxing him into oblivion.
Despite demands for a recount or wild claims, such as: "your poll is as fucking stupid as your website," it will stand. Democracy "lives on."
Hence, "The Ducati" is fired.
Final tally:
Yes: 51% (59)
No: 49% (56)
NOTE: New weekend blogger applicants should contact me, at my earliest convenience, starting now.
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As well he should leave he has a stupid name, I mean Ducati a motorcycle? Boomerdote signing off and by the way at the last moment I tried to save you but I wasnt watchin the time. Slide on.
Since when did your place become a democracy? I thought you were a sometimes benevolent dictator.
Everything I believed about you has now been thrown into doubt. I must contemplate this recent development.
Excuse me.
P.S. I voted to keep Ducati around, more for entertainment value than the boring fundamental analysis.
Good luck with the new applicants.
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Everything I believed about you has now been thrown into doubt. I must contemplate this recent development.
Excuse me.
P.S. I voted to keep Ducati around, more for entertainment value than the boring fundamental analysis.
Good luck with the new applicants.
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