Fly on WallStreet

Sorry for the late post. I was busy talking to clients, while consuming large quantities of Dunkin' Donuts coffee (concealed in a Starbucks cup).

Typically, I get 3-4 hours sleep a night. I don't like sleeping and feel it's for lazy goat-fuckers. People don't need to sleep 8-10 hours per night. That's fucktarded!

Last night, while throwing darts at Steve Jobs' face, I was very upset to have been tricked by Mother Market, having sold most of my inverse ETF's-- prior to the market decline. Also, I made a commitment to kick as many old people down empty elevator shafts, as possible, during the next leg up in the market.

However, taking a look at the market today, it appears those old fuckers will be rolling over "The Fly," with their fucking wheel chairs.

So far, MVIS has ripped off one of my arms today-- and is attempting to rip out my tongue next. I don't get it. I guess "investors" were hoping they would announce a fucking Motorola deal, during the conference call. Are you fuckers retarded or something?

Anyway, as usual, I'll be buying this dip.

The market sucks today. The sellers have taken control and are spinning the asshole dip buyer on a fucking pike. However, on this dip, I would take advantage, buying EQIX, CENX, BWLD and DIVX.

Finally, it's worth noting, the Trannies and Retailers are rolling over--like fat fuckers on a beach. I don't like the tone of this market and will probably spend the rest of my day at the movie theater, watching 300 for a 3rd time.

More on this later.