Sunday, April 29, 2007
Great Job Jeremy; Now Pray for Votes
"The Fly" is very fond of seasonality trends. I understand Mr. Jeremy said he was only interested in one post, then intended to run like a little bitch--deathly scared of the mob vote. However, I have decided otherwise.
Hence, we shall have elections. Should you vote Mr. Jeremy in, "The Fly" will force him to return next week and blog. I will make him blog like the wind (I realize that sentence made no sense. However, I felt like writing it, so there.).
On the other hand, should you fire Mr. Jeremy, I will destroy his website.
The stakes are high and my steaks are medium rare. So vote!
Vote like the people with purple fingers--you dumb fucks.
Time to clean up this place.
Hence, we shall have elections. Should you vote Mr. Jeremy in, "The Fly" will force him to return next week and blog. I will make him blog like the wind (I realize that sentence made no sense. However, I felt like writing it, so there.).
On the other hand, should you fire Mr. Jeremy, I will destroy his website.
The stakes are high and my steaks are medium rare. So vote!
Vote like the people with purple fingers--you dumb fucks.
Time to clean up this place.
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Well, I've got finals coming up here, so I'm not too sure that I'll have time for another post next weekend. But out of my deep admiration for Fly, maybe I'll be able to squeeze it in. MAYBE.
However, I do still have a couple of tricks up my sleeve. If I'm re-elected, I just might do a book report (and trust me, it'll be more than just a book report) on THE ONLY BOOK THAT FLY RECOMMENDS TO INVESTORS. That's right, via personal communication with our hero himself, I know the solitary book that, despite his entire library of financial literature, Fly recommends above all else. Of course, I'll have to win re-election to let the rest of you in on this most treasured of secrets...
However, I do still have a couple of tricks up my sleeve. If I'm re-elected, I just might do a book report (and trust me, it'll be more than just a book report) on THE ONLY BOOK THAT FLY RECOMMENDS TO INVESTORS. That's right, via personal communication with our hero himself, I know the solitary book that, despite his entire library of financial literature, Fly recommends above all else. Of course, I'll have to win re-election to let the rest of you in on this most treasured of secrets...
Herb begs for second hat-award: another article today complaining about NTRI beating estimates and companies that boost earnings with stock buybacks. Huh?!?!?!
Broker you trade the internationals, find us the ticker for this gem, I want to be long this fucker: http://www.fatsecret.com
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: 8:23 AM
Good analysis by Jeremy. He's the antithesis of Fly. And, Fly needs another warm body to sling his pizza, bowls of oatmeal and Monster cans at. I vote yes for Jeremy.
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