Friday, May 25, 2007

 

Asshat of the Week Award: Allen Greenspan


I've been waiting to give this man an "Asshat Award," ever since the internets was invented.

When Greenspan was Fed Chairman, I hated him. I felt he was out to get me-- with his dire predictions and fucktarded interest rate policy.

I remember when the dot com bubble popped and all "Greendick" could offer me was another interest rate hike. He, single handedly, expedited the market crash, by tightening until everyone choked.

Long story short: Fuck Greenspan and his new warnings of pending doom in China or recession in the U.S.

Asshat!

Comments:
My, what a dashing young fellow.
 
I called that.

-DT
 
Who could forget the briefcase indicator? CNBC would have cameras trained on the maestro when he came out of his car heading for the Fed meeting. The experts would predict the direction of interest rates based upon how thick his briefcase appeared. Those truly were good times. I am sure they teach this theory to the Princeton economic majors.
 
I don't know who this Allen Greenspan is. Is he related to Alan Greenspan? Now that guy is a douche.
 
Allen is Alan's evil twin brother.
 
This blog has been downgraded to 2nd tier due to the copious misnomers and grammar blow ups.
 
Greenspan's twin brother is "What me Worry?" Alfred E. Neuman.
 
Wood--

That sentence was sloppy. Try again. And, use proper punctuation, this time.
 
This blog has been downgraded to second tier due to the copious misnomers and grammar blow-ups.
 
Broker, you claimed MVIS would be at 6 or 7 by memorial. If not, you would come out and reveal who you are.
 
ADY is back .
 
marketmarkerx, believe that was labor day you fucktard.
 
It couldn't have been Memorial Day, all along June was given as the pivotal month.
 
I think you meant "grammatical errors."
 
Hey look, MMX was wrong yet again... From May 14 Closing comments:

Quote:
If MVIS does not print $6, by Labor Day, I will reveal my true identity to the fucktards on the internets, via YouTube video of "The Fly" eating healthy portions of Buffalo Wild Wings.
 
The Federal Reserve's policy always lags what's really happening in the economy.

The Fed won't cut until there is some negative economic event that forces their hand.

I still don't understand why a free market economy, like the United States, allows a central-planning, monopolistic government entity to control the money supply.

Ah, fuck it, it's only fiat currency anyway.

Fire up the printing presses, fuckers! Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
 
Should "The Fly" ever be forced to reveal himself, he will be forced to track down and kill all those who receive such information.
 
government entity -the Federal Reserve is private, not a government entity. Sorry Fly, point of order, not politics.
 
Greenspan is crooked and all his friends are probably clued in ahead of any of his 'likely to move markets' comments
 
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