Fly on WallStreet

I'm not even going to beat around the bush, with funny talk or wild erratic internet behavior. "The Fly" is King of the Internets and "Master of Money." There, I said it.

Now, my biggest fucking dog, CORS, is running with its socks off. I mean, fucking the shorts with a metal bat. They (CORS) own 2.5 million shares of FMT. FMT is being bought out-- big premium. CORS is off to the races.

How you doin'?

MCHX is splitting the whigs of those who short it, up 5.4%. I own a boat load of MCHX. The short squeeze is just beginning at MCHX.

MVIS is presenting at a technology conference and will unveil its new Picop. I understand a new fund took a position in the company. They bought a lot of stock, in the open market, because there are no institutional sellers left. The stock is going to $5, right away.

BWLD never goes down. My sense, by the end of summer, the stock will print $100. Fat fuckers love wings.

HANS is the next one to go. Mark my words, HANS will print $50.

NTRI is still one of my favorites, despite its turdish trading range. I'll have updates throughout the quarter. Thus far, the stock is still a screaming buy.

AAPL is on fire. I should slap myself for ever doubting Mr. Jobs.

DIVX blows chunks. I am still in the stock, but will sell on a spike.

FMCN is a great way to play the advertising boom in China. I sold a little at these levels, but will buy back on a dip. Think Beijing Olympics.

LNN is milking the farmers and has a 25% short position. Hence, buying the stock allows "The Fly" to milk the farmers and the shorts. Two of my favorite things.

CN is my China telecom play.

UPL is my favorite Energy stock.

In addition to the above stocks, I own about 20 other names. However, since I don't like explaining too much at once, I will save the rest for a later date.

Just know this: Whoever you are, "The Fly" is better than you and has an archive of retarded blog posts to prove it.

NOTE: Off to secretly buy some Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

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