Fly on WallStreet

Today, Mother Market reared back and gave the bulls a fucking brass knuckled punch to the nose. Fortunately, for "The Fly," he had a MVIS shield. At the end of today's massacre, I lost 0.9%.

With regards to the "interest rate worries," it's all bullshit. Remember a few months back when every Tom, Dick and Jane was prophetically predicting the death of equities, thanks to the "yen carry trade" unraveling?

What happened?

Bullshit is what happened.

Look you, every so often the market corrects. When these corrections occur, the dickbags at CNBC look for a catalyst to hype-- and scare people to death with. Additionally, many of these trumped up fears start feeding on itself and gain momentum, via domino effect.

In short, the fucking rates will go lower, eventually. In the meantime, prepare to have your hair shaved off and your brain taken out of your head, if you are subject to CNBC's asshattery.

With my money, I intend on buying HANS, CORS, ARWR, BBY, LNN, BWLD, FMCN, AEO, MRVL and MCHX on further declines.

However, for now, I will watch the fucktards, who get paid billions to move markets and manage money, make mockeries of themselves-- by fucking up their trades.

Finally, having a "calculator brain" is very helpful to "The Fly," during gay times-- like today.

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