Thursday, July 26, 2007

 

OATMEAL ALERT

Before growing facial hair and going in "full disguise mode," Broker A, formerly known as "The Fly," will attempt to save the market, via eating giant bowl of oatmeal.

Right now, the DOW is down 215.

Developing...

# posted by Broker A @ 11:54 AM
Comments:
And I'm having a 2 inch ribeye and 5 Coronas. It worked last time.
# posted by Blogger Harry the Horse : 11:58 AM
 
So far, its working.

And to me, you will always be "The Fly."
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 11:59 AM
 
See you capitulators at S&P 1580 by September.
# posted by Blogger Razorback : 12:00 PM
 
http://blogs.business2.com/smallchange/2007/07/motorolas-micro.html

(the other mike, not the dick)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:02 PM
 
how am i a dick other mike?
# posted by Blogger Mike R. : 12:06 PM
 
I had some an hour ago .. didn't work ... maybe if we all collectively eat that horse food
# posted by Blogger Bruce : 12:06 PM
 
... and then the 5 coronas?
# posted by Blogger Jerome Ball : 12:14 PM
 
I think he's referring to the Mike that was giving Danny a hard time.

-mike, the dick mike.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:21 PM
 
Imagine how much lower AKAM would be if every two bit hedge fund monkey weren't putting on the short finacials/long tech trade.
# posted by Blogger MaggotAtBroad&Wall : 12:22 PM
 
thank god I bailed on my "sure-fire" GS proposition and never executed the MBI/ABK/PMI "looks good here" theory...;) More demonstration that doing nothing is frequently the right strategy, for buying and selling both.

Anyone actually buying anything down here, other than hedges and yen?

BTW, we will soon start hearing about Japanese houswife carry-trading CDO-dumping yen-buying risk aversionistas again, imho.
# posted by Blogger Jerome Ball : 12:23 PM
 
Now I am confused.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:23 PM
 
arghhh ... oops .. some oatmeal just came up ... sorry
# posted by Blogger Bruce : 12:25 PM
 
I am buying XLF and then watching Leave it to Beaver on TVLand.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 12:27 PM
 
wow ... this is getting bad ... even SWC is down ! Don't you people know about the palladium super cycle! WTF !!
# posted by Blogger Bruce : 12:28 PM
 
Hey BX,GS I am sure John Edwards was only kidding.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 12:35 PM
 
I might add some HANS and RS down here....
# posted by Blogger Cruxmonger : 12:36 PM
 
crux, you may want to wait until 40 on HANS...filling 6/15 gap
# posted by Blogger nickfenton : 12:39 PM
 
careful on RS & all types of stocks previously levitated by the thought of being private equity targets .. that market is done for now ... lots of air under there

shit ... some more oatmeal just came up
# posted by Blogger Bruce : 12:41 PM
 
R.I.P.

US Stock Market

1800-something --- July 26, 2007

Well, it's over boys. Guess we have to get real jobs now.

-DT
# posted by Blogger Dinosaur Trader : 12:44 PM
 
bid wanted situation coming up ... vacuum situation.. oatmeal all over the place.. what a mess
# posted by Blogger Bruce : 12:46 PM
 
I hear you Nick. I was going to try to get short around 42.50, but I got distracted.

Fly needs a bigger oatmeal bowl. The dow's down another 100 since "The Fly" started shoveling that shit down his throat....
# posted by Blogger Cruxmonger : 12:49 PM
 
The time to buy is when you feel like jumping out the window. The time to sell is when you believe you are so smart that you are the next Warren Buffet.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 12:51 PM
 
Who was the guy a few days ago that said the only other time it has lined up like this was in 1929? Something about the 200 m avg??
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:51 PM
 
arwr gets a 3 handle, nice.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 12:52 PM
 
Jerome, I bought some DIA puts. Doing pretty good so far.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:52 PM
 
TC, so what do you do when it's your portfolio that jumps out the window?
# posted by Blogger Jerome Ball : 12:54 PM
 
kill a homeless man for revenge
# posted by Blogger D1 : 12:55 PM
 
I would like to say the fuckers at Blackstone (BX) deserve it, but its probably hurting the little guy who bought the IPO above $31.
# posted by Blogger TraderCaddy : 1:01 PM
 
This is a good day to turn off all electronic devices and go screw around.

Goodbye.....(click)
# posted by Blogger Stockhead : 1:05 PM
 
Danny, check your gmail.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 1:17 PM
 
yeah fuck know-nothing ducstain. Who needs "14% a qtr" when you live in the boonies anyways? LOL.

Bigger fish to fry.

70% a year ducati? please. Puh-fucking-lease.

I suppose living on a farm, you tend to make things up.
# posted by Blogger D1 : 2:30 PM
 
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