Fly on WallStreet

We're going to be down 300+ today. Sorry, there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

My strategy is pretty simple. For shits and giggles, I am long some inverse ETF's. And, I will try to nibble at some of my favorite, yet fucktarded, stocks.

The banks and brokerages are in serious trouble, at least today. Next thing you know, we're in full melt down mode.

Thanks in part to the fucktards who fear monger on CNBC.

If you think about it, we've had this beat down coming for a long time. How many times can an elderly man get kicked down a flight of stairs, before he gets up and breaks your jaw?

Exactly.

Me, I'll take this in stride. Act like I'm living on the lamb, like the cops are after me. I'll eat bad food, grow facial hair and avoid contact with the public, especially my neighbor's.

Sure, they'll gossip amongst themselves. But, as usual, I'll ignore them and give them murderous look downs, whenever I peel off in my car.

In short, get ready to have your nuts punched in.